Member Since: 07 Jan 2014
Location: Westbrook, Wilts.
Posts: 1165
Mary had a little lamb
She ate it with mint jelly
And everywhere that Mary went
The lamb went in her belly
24th Oct 2017 12:36 pm
amazing
Member Since: 05 Mar 2011
Location: chengdu
Posts: 1542
mary had a little lamb
she kept it as a pet
and when the price if wool went up
she skinned the little git(only rhymes with geordie accent)
and mary had abike too but i am sure you know thatIt is better to have and not need it then need and not have it.
24th Oct 2017 12:41 pm
psycho inside
Member Since: 05 Sep 2016
Location: Down the bottom, and left a bit....
Posts: 170
Mary had a little lamb,
So full of fun and frolics,
It tried to jump a 6 foot fence,
And landed on it’s ...........Psycho by name, chilled by nature....!
24th Oct 2017 2:00 pm
HughMartin
Member Since: 30 Mar 2008
Location: Aberdeenshire
Posts: 751
Mary had a little sheep,
With the sheep she went to sleep,
The sheep turned out to be a ram,
And Mary had a little lamb.
24th Oct 2017 2:13 pm
discovery1953
Member Since: 07 Jan 2014
Location: Westbrook, Wilts.
Posts: 1165
Mary had a little lamb
We've all heard this before
But did you know she passed the plate
And had a little more?
24th Oct 2017 3:09 pm
Braehead
Member Since: 01 Oct 2016
Location: Fife
Posts: 217
Mary had little skirt
With a slit right up the front
And every time she crossed her legs
She regretted it
24th Oct 2017 7:10 pm
Mole734
Member Since: 12 Aug 2016
Location: Derbyshire
Posts: 161
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was very red
the reason for that was you see
a pick axe in it's head
24th Oct 2017 7:20 pm
Bubbles
Member Since: 27 Feb 2016
Location: Nn12
Posts: 12
Mary had a little lamb
It was a little runt
It wasn't looking very well
So Mary shoved it up .....................
The vet's surgery up the road who were able to make it much better.
Mary had a little lamb
She caught it with a net
She didn't want the naffing thing
She did it for a bet
Mary had a little cow
She kept it in a field
But woe betide the man who tried
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