slipware
Member Since: 27 Dec 2006
Location: The end of the world...
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'Frozen Skunk'
A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night
when the wife asks her husband to stop the car..
There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and
She got out seeing if it was still alive.
It was, and she said to her husband, 'It's nearly frozen to death.
Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?'
He says, 'OK, get in the car with it.'
The wife says, 'Where shall I put it to get it warm?'
He says, 'Put it between your legs. It's nice and warm there.'
'But what about the smell?' asked the wife.
He says, 'Just hold its little nose.'
The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used
to beat him with died at the scene. If you never try, you'll never know...
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 28th Sep 2009 8:55 am |
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heine
Member Since: 07 Feb 2007
Location: Midrand
Posts: 4054
 
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| 28th Sep 2009 11:48 am |
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kevi
Member Since: 18 Mar 2006
Location: in the rhondda valleys
Posts: 945
  
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Good Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
2 Too many seats now
No trouble so far
tow pack, tasmods sills
IT goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows
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| 28th Sep 2009 6:50 pm |
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