disco3kenny
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A woman takes her lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, 'It's dark in here.'
The man says, 'Yes, it is.'
Boy - 'I have a football.'
Man - 'That's nice.'
Boy - 'Want to buy it ?'
Man - 'No, thanks.'
Boy - 'My dad's outside.'
Man - 'OK, how much?'
Boy - '£150'
One day this happens again and the boy and the man are both in the cupboard.
Boy - 'It's dark in here.'
Man -'Yes, it is.'
Boy - 'I have football boots.'
The man, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'How much?'
Boy - '£250'
Man - 'Sold.'
A few days later, the boys' father says to him, 'Grab your boots and football, let's go outside and have a game.'
The boy says, 'I can't, I sold them.'
The father asks, 'How much for?'
Boy - '£400'
The father says, 'It's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That's much more than they actually cost. You're going to church to confess.'
They go to the church. The father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door..
The boy says, 'It's dark in here.'
The priest says, 'Don't start that again you little  . You're in my cupboard now.' http://tinyurl.com/eBay-All-things-D3-Now
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disco3kenny
Member Since: 19 Jan 2008
Location: Here
Posts: 1007
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Part 2
'Viagra' is now available
in powder form for your tea.
It doesn't enhance your sexual performance
but it does stop your biscuit going soft.. http://tinyurl.com/eBay-All-things-D3-Now
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