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JF Lux
 


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Never say nothing happens in Luxembourg...

Police in Luxembourg are currently out and about searching for a Black Panther...and not that far away from me (about 10km)...It's been spotted in Belgium (Habay, Arlon) and now in Luxembourg (I live close to the Belgium border). It has escaped from Amneville Zoo just over a week ago (bloody French again Rolling Eyes )

Advice is to not go walking in the woods on your own and definitely do not let young children out on their own in the woods Shocked (yes - we are a civilised country and still let our children out to play without worrying about who's fault it would be if they scratched their little finger on a twig...)

Ooohhh...the excitement...can hardly contain myself. Feel like jumping into the D3 and driving off into the forest...
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Post #53992225th Oct 2009 7:30 pm
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Have they tried calling "here, kitty kitty" or putting out a bucket of milk??? Whistle Whistle
   
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Black ... Rolling Eyes

... would never have been a problem had they painted it silver ... Rolling Eyes

Have just come back from a walk in the woods. Must go and count the kids. Whistle
  
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Police in Luxembourg are currently out and about searching for a Black Panther...and not that far away from me (about 10km)...It's been spotted in Belgium (Habay, Arlon) and now in Luxembourg (I live close to the Belgium border). It has escaped from Amneville Zoo just over a week ago (bloody French)


the French have been keeping a Afro Carribean cival rights protester in a zoo and once escaped he's hunted down by the police Shocked
  
Post #53995425th Oct 2009 9:02 pm
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He must have got out again, the dogs didn't work last time.

Must be like the 'school leopard' in Ripping Yarns? Whistle
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Post #53999225th Oct 2009 9:36 pm
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Anyone with a black labrador retriever had better keep their dog on a lead until this thing is caught.....
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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Well it's been nearly 24 hours so it is now probably on it's way to Calais to stowaway on the ferry to the UK after hearing how good we are to our "ethnic minorities" Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

Or could be looking for a quiet brown cafe in Holland to chill while all the fuss blows over Thumbs Up Bow down ,
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