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Sloss
 


Member Since: 18 Aug 2013
Location: Aberdeenish
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Scotland 
News Flashes

Some have prolly been on before, just shoot me as usual Thumbs Up

A Muslim has been shot with a starting pistol; police say it's definitely race related.

Due to a water shortage in Ireland , Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8.

I got a letter from Screw Fix Direct thanking me for my interest, but explaining they were not a dating agency.

Such an unfair world. When a man talks dirty to a woman its considered sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man its £2.50/min (charges may vary)

Got stopped in the street outside Boots today by a woman with a clipboard asking "What products do I use for grooming?" She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook".

Just booked a table for Valentine's Day for me and the wife. Bound to end in tears though - she's crap at snooker.

Met a beautiful girl down at the park today. Sparks flew, she fell at my feet and we ended up having sex there and then. God, I love my new Taser!

If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tins of ham then delete it. It's Spam.
 Stew,

2010 D4 gone but I really loved it
Went back to Merc - C350 AMG 
 
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OJ
 


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Madrilleno
 


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1. Never tell everything you know.



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Hardware17
 


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Re: News Flashes

Sloss wrote:
God, I love my new Taser!
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ianm27
 


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Location: Hertfordshire
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England 2012 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 GS Auto Orkney GreyDiscovery 4

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Alan B
 


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