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BLACK BETTY
 


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nominated best short joke of the year

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'
'Not yet,' she replied.
Whistle Nine-tenths of wisdom is being wise in time.

Also appears 9/10 of stopping is stopping in time

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