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Oh dear
Nothing to do with camping —but just saying, Morning All 😉
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner,
she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms..
He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door.
"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.
The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,
'I had no idea you were this religious.'
The boy turns, and whispers back,
'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist...'D3 07 SE - still going strong
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15th May 2018 1:26 pm
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Have another MY2012 D4 HSE Nara Bronze with some extra stuff
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Joined the BMWX5 45e group
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Rob Smith
Silver rools OK
15th May 2018 5:08 pm
ianm27
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an improvement on your last "joke" Uncle Ray's spare wheel protector
Limo Tint
Blackvue front & rear dashcam
Cruise control switch pack
Bodsy's remote for FBH
15th May 2018 6:17 pm
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23.5MY Defender 90 X-Dynamic SE D250 MHEV Pangea Green
15th May 2018 6:40 pm
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Love it 2014 MY Discovery XS Indus Silver. Sadly gone. Second last LR of forty eight years continuous ownership.
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Quote:
come back Astonbuilder … all is forgiven.
PLEASERob Smith
Silver rools OK
16th May 2018 8:11 am
ianm27
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Location: Hertfordshire
Posts: 2154
robsmith wrote:
Quote:
come back Astonbuilder … all is forgiven.
PLEASE
Be careful what you wish for Uncle Ray's spare wheel protector
Limo Tint
Blackvue front & rear dashcam
Cruise control switch pack
Bodsy's remote for FBH
16th May 2018 4:43 pm
maxbasscat
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