ad15
Member Since: 14 Dec 2008
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One Wish Genie
A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.
The genie said, 'I'm a one wish-genie. So.... what will it be?'
The woman did not hesitate. She said, 'I want peace in the Middle East .
See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and want all the Arabs to love the Jews and America and vice-versa.
It will bring about world peace and harmony.
The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, 'Lady, be reasonable.
These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable.
The woman thought for a minute and said,' Well, I've neverbeen able to find the right man. You know - one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is great in bed, and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That is what I wish for...a good man.'
The genie let out a sigh and said.........'Let me see the f...ing map again.'
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 3rd Apr 2009 12:24 am |
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integrale
Member Since: 10 Mar 2008
Location: Aarhus
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Good one!
Gender variation: a man rubbed the bottle and his second wish was "I would like to understand women".
You may want to replace the first question with something more believable like
"I would like to go to Hawaii, but I'm afraid of flying and of sailing, so build me a bridge from here to Hawaii"
The genie's reply to the second question could then be
"Would that be a one or two carriageway bridge, Sir?"
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| 3rd Apr 2009 2:19 pm |
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