astonbuilder
Member Since: 29 Sep 2006
Location: MIDLANDS
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.........but only have a euro between them.
Paddy says he has an idea and goes off and buys a sausage.
Murphy says are You mad? Now we're flat broke....
Come on says Paddy, follow Me.
They go into the pub order two pints and drink them before they are asked to pay. Paddy shoves the Sausage through the zipper of his Jeans and tells Murphy to get down on his Knee's and suck it.
The Barman goes berserk and throws them out.
10 pubs and 10 pints later Murphy says..
I cant do this any more, my Knee's are sore and I'm p*ssed
How do you think i feel? Says Paddy, I can't even remember which Pub I lost the Sausage in!!!! 
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J@mes
Member Since: 10 Nov 2008
Location: Bomber County
Posts: 4547
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Disco dazboy
Member Since: 02 Dec 2013
Location: Leicestershire
Posts: 1782
  
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🤮 D3 x2 now gone
Volkswagen Tiguan Allspace 4motion
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kajtzu
Member Since: 11 Aug 2017
Location: Helsinki
Posts: 6574
 
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Fireburst
Member Since: 02 Nov 2017
Location: Hertfordshire
Posts: 187
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philm
Member Since: 02 Oct 2016
Location: Manchester
Posts: 732
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L633 Defender
Range Rover Velar-gone
Discovery 4 Landmark-gone
Gap IID Tool
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jambo27
Member Since: 26 Oct 2010
Location: Staffordshire
Posts: 89
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I see now the dishwasher incident is on its way to being resolved the quality of the jokes are improving
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Narpy
Member Since: 18 Jul 2011
Location: Stockport
Posts: 7830
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That's an improvement?  Mods:
Front Fogs + Halos
FBH Remote Control
The 1st Ever RRS Modded Grill
Garmin Nuvi + D4 Surround + Reversing Camera.
D4 Steering Wheel.
Rear Boot Spoiler.
Twin Brake Lights.
Wing Mirror Indicator Repeaters.
Long Roof Rails
Make your own Narpy grill thread
I'm not scared, I'm outta here.
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Ceekay
Member Since: 17 May 2009
Location: Bury
Posts: 2057
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🤢🤮  D4 HSE Lux MY16 Club Waitomo
D3 HSE MY06 missing her still…
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ianm27
Member Since: 02 Jun 2016
Location: Hertfordshire
Posts: 2154
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normal service has been resumed Uncle Ray's spare wheel protector
Limo Tint
Blackvue front & rear dashcam
Cruise control switch pack
Bodsy's remote for FBH
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