Member Since: 18 Mar 2006
Location: in the rhondda valleys
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The petrol station
A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales.
So, he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.'
Soon Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.
If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex..
Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close.
The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.'
A week later, Paddy, along with his friend Mick, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.
The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.
Paddy guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3.
You were close, but no free sex this time..'
As they were driving away, Mick said to Paddy, 'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex.'
Paddy replied, 'No it ain't, Mick. It's not rigged at all at all.
My wife won twice last week.'Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
2 Too many seats now
No trouble so far
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IT goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows
16th Mar 2009 10:26 pm
disco3kenny
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17th Mar 2009 5:12 pm
SJR
Member Since: 09 Aug 2006
Location: East Manchester
Posts: 4030
So apart from the fact they might put Petrol and not Diesel in a TDV6, this is another good reason not to let SWMBO fill the car up I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
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17th Mar 2009 5:18 pm
GLYNNE
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