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Hairy Dan
 


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Petty Crime in London

The New York Times asked Twitter
New York Times wrote:
Have you experienced a petty crime in London? Click to tell us your story.


Some of the answers are brilliant Rolling with laughter

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1073163...21ZO2B5Gsk
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"it's better if you rub them under your top lip".

I'll leave others to find what that response was to. have to wonder what some of the contributors were taking. Rolling with laughter
  
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“I was at my local Tesco at the check out, I was behind a yank tourist. His bill came to £56.83 but he only had £55. I thought I would help the Yank out. He didn’t want me to help, but I insisted, and in no time at all we had all his shopping back on the shelves.”

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Some totally brilliant responses there, I’ll be up all night reading them.

Makes yer proud to be British Laughing
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Even being covered by The Times

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/ne...728492_102

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 Arthur.
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Previously;
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“Out for a cuppa yesterday and I overheard someone ordering a scone and calling it a scone instead of a scone. Not been able to settle since, its a scone ffs! Scone my Censored .“

I did like this one
  
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