Sloss
Member Since: 18 Aug 2013
Location: Aberdeenish
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A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library.
He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"
The girl replied, in a loud voice "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
All the people in the library started staring at the man, who was deeply embarrassed and moved to another table.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the man’s table and said with a laugh:
"I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking; I bet you felt embarrassed, right?
The man responded in a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT?... I`M NOT PAYING YOU THAT MUCH!”
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.The man whispered to her: "I study law, and I know how to screw people". Stew,
2010 D4 gone but I really loved it
Went back to Merc - C350 AMG
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Ceekay
Member Since: 17 May 2009
Location: Bury
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Fireburst
Member Since: 02 Nov 2017
Location: Hertfordshire
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