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adam
 


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I woke up this morning with a sore throat, headache and fever so I phoned the Swine Flu helpline…


All I got was crackling
  
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disco3kenny
 


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Laughing Rolling with laughter Thumbs Up
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AVE
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may no splinters point your way



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SJR
 


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 I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
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SJR wrote:
Apparently all filming on the muppets has been postponed as Kermit fears catching swine fever from Miss Piggy Whistle


Not before they had a song about it. Rolling with laughter



Gotta love Animal. Thumbs Up
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Mark Y
 


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Oinkment, phone line crackling come on there must be more puns out there Rolling with laughter
  
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Much overlooked symptom - a large stye associated with the sneezing Neutral
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AndrewW
 


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NHS headline -

Intensive Care Unit for the chop.
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Hassle
 


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Well the first leaflet got dropped through my door




Wasn't sure which picture to use though as this is what he seems to think of us


  
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RPG
 


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Thumbs Up Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
  
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AndrewW wrote:
Much overlooked symptom - a large stye associated with the sneezing Neutral

And a dose of the four-trotters Big Cry
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MrH
 


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Nobby
 


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god these lot don't take long to get around do they.

Its a good job that pig flu only travels at a trotters pace and not Cyber speed !!
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SJR
 


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Its even more fortunate that Pigs actually cannot fly, however it might otherwise appear at times Thumbs Up
 I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
Buzz Aldrin (1930 - 
 
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SN
 


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I've just eaten a Pork Pie

Will this give me antibodies? Confused
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