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NoDo$h
 


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So are you ready?

Some tool was selling £2.00 filter masks on ebay last night at £25 each Rolling with laughter

This morning he's sold all of them Shocked

Personally I don't think you can take enough precautions. I'm even getting ready to ensure our new arrival is protected



Going out later to panic buy some fuel, milk, bread and assorted other stuff with a limited shelf life. Oh, and some candles. Then off home to dig my bunker and start laying out the barbed wire Thumbs Up

So what precautions will you be taking?
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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Zermatt Vulgaris wrote:
not going to eat tacos for a while


Agreed, sticking to curry until I hear otherwise Laughing .
  
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Genuinley had call to the house 2 nights ago from sis-in-law convinced she has swine flu Rolling Eyes . I helpfully suggested that while she may eat like a pig and have the ass the size of one, it didn't mean she could get pig flu. Twisted Evil
  
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I've allraedy caught it.........








I've just come out in rashers.....................................
  
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Re: So are you ready?



So that's what you call a Swinehund!! Laughing
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Re: So are you ready?

NoDo$h wrote:
Some tool was selling £2.00 filter masks on ebay last night at £25 each Rolling with laughter

This morning he's sold all of them Shocked



Going out later to panic buy some fuel, milk, bread and assorted other stuff with a limited shelf life. Oh, and some candles. Then off home to dig my bunker and start laying out the barbed wire Thumbs Up

So what precautions will you be taking?



I dont think i will be long till yo see panic buying Shocked the government has just announced they are stockpiling masks

People dont realise that more than 10000 people die every year in Britain from "normal flu".

was speaking to a nurse who works on NHS 24 and they were getting heaps of calls from people convinced they have it even though they had no links to anyone who had or had been to Mexico Rolling Eyes

One woman called in a state becuase she had just had a meal at a well know Mexican restraunt chain and thought she would catch it Thud
 Its not the height of the fall but the sudden stop at the bottom that hurts!!  
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One woman called in a state because she had just had a meal at a well know Mexican restaurant chain and thought she would catch it Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
 
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Re: So are you ready?

NoDo$h wrote:
...........Then off home to dig my bunker.......


Shocked You mean to say that you haven't already got one dug since the 80's Shocked

Our neighbour a few streets down still has his one from when he converted the swiming pool back around '84 Thumbs Up
  
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