WaznotWas
Member Since: 12 Jun 2008
Location: A long way from nowhere!
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I asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up.
She said she wanted to be a Labour MP some day.
Both of her parents, Labour Party supporters, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were an MP what would be the first thing you would do?"
She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."
Her parents beamed, and said, "Welcome to the Labour Party!"
"Wow...what a worthy goal!" I told her. I continued, "But you don't have to wait until you're a Labour MP to do that. You can come over to my house, mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my patio, and I'll pay you £50.
Then I'll take you over to Tesco’s where the homeless guy hangs around.
You can give him the £50 to use toward food and a new house."
She thought that over for a few seconds then she looked me straight in the eye and asked,
"Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the £50?"
I smiled and said, "Welcome to the Conservative Party."
Her parents still aren't speaking to me. FORECAST FOR TONIGHT: things have happened out there!!!
The countryside is still OURS!!
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SJR
Member Since: 09 Aug 2006
Location: East Manchester
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  I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
Buzz Aldrin (1930 -
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| 29th Oct 2009 3:52 pm |
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Renton
Member Since: 13 Jan 2009
Location: Somewhere in the middle
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The little girl should pay the homeless bum £20 for doing those jobs and stick £30 in her pocket.
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| 29th Oct 2009 4:30 pm |
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