kevi
Member Since: 18 Mar 2006
Location: in the rhondda valleys
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The American Navy found they had too many officers and
decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised
any officer who volunteered for retirement a bonus of $1,000
for every inch measured in a straight line between any two
points in his body. The officer got to choose what those two
points would be.
The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured
from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was
measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000.
The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and
asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands
to his toes. He walked out with $96,000.
The third one was a noncommissioned officer, a grizzly old
Chief who, when asked where he would like to be measured
replied, 'From the tip of my weenie to my
testicles.'
It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to
reconsider, explaining about the nice big checks the
previous two officers had received. But the old Chief
insisted and they decided to go along with him providing the
measurement was taken by a Medical Officer.
The Medical Officer arrived and instructed the Chief to
'drop 'em,' which he did. The medical officer
placed the tape measure on the tip of the Chief's weenie
and began to work back.
'Dear Lord!' he suddenly exclaimed, 'Where are
your testicles?'
The old Chief calmly replied, ' Vietnam  Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
2 Too many seats now
No trouble so far
tow pack, tasmods sills
IT goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows
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