RSS Feed 2.2.4 2013-05-25T23:59:26Z character Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts character http://www.disco4.com/forum/post1108710.html?#1108710 2013-05-25T21:57:17Z 2013-05-25T21:57:17Z Author: <a href="http://www.disco4.com/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=3590" target="_blank">character</a><br /> Subject: Bleedin expensive focus &amp; bmw!!!<br />Posted: Sat May 25 2013 10:57pm (GMT 1)<br /><br /><span class="postbody"> <a href="http://www.topmarques.co.uk/search/onesearchad/Used%2CNearly%20New%2CNew/postcode/sn55fg" target="_blank">http://www.topmarques.co.uk/search/onesear...ode/sn55fg</a> <br /> <br /> <img src="http://www.disco4.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_rolling.gif" alt="Rolling with laughter" title="Rolling with laughter" class="emoticon" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.disco4.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_rolling.gif" alt="Rolling with laughter" title="Rolling with laughter">...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.disco4.com/forum/post1108710.html?#1108710">view forum post</a></span><br /> Simonstarski Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts Simonstarski http://www.disco4.com/forum/post1108321.html?#1108321 2013-05-24T19:32:24Z 2013-05-24T19:32:24Z Author: <a href="http://www.disco4.com/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=21178" target="_blank">Simonstarski</a><br /> Subject: The BBC<br />Posted: Fri May 24 2013 8:32pm (GMT 1)<br /><br /><span class="postbody"> I've just seen on the news that the BBC have wasted 100,000,000 (one hundred million) on a new. I.T. System that doesn't work! The <img src="http://www.disco4.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_censored.gif" alt="Censored" title="Censored" class="emoticon" border="0" /> <br /> <br /> Its so bad they've decided to scrap it <img src="http://www.disco4.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif" alt="Shocked" title="Shocked" class="emoticon" border="0" /> <br /> <br /> 100 million pounds worth...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.disco4.com/forum/post1108321.html?#1108321">view forum post</a><br />_________________<br />Narpy Grill, tinted windows, Smooth leather wheel (TLO Group buy), ACM fitted (thanks TLO), Rear door loom and Row 2 &amp; 3 audio switch upgrade, RRS 20&quot; wheel change, Sat Nav Mod (until I get a Faultmate upgrade), Front &amp; Rear lamp guards.</span><br /> Bill Wright Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts Bill Wright http://www.disco4.com/forum/post1108077.html?#1108077 2013-05-24T11:20:44Z 2013-05-24T11:20:44Z Author: <a href="http://www.disco4.com/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=3323" target="_blank">Bill Wright</a><br /> Subject: New Health Policy<br />Posted: Fri May 24 2013 12:20pm (GMT 1)<br /><br /><span class="postbody"> David Cameron and his Government have attempted to implement new policies which are not being received very favourably in our local Hospital. <br /> <br /> Trying to force unfavourable systems and treatments is creating unrest amongst the staff and a recent survey has found that:- <br /> <br /> The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. <br /> <br /> The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.disco4.com/forum/post1108077.html?#1108077">view forum post</a><br />_________________<br />D4 TDV6 XS Firenze Red MY12</span><br /> amazing Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts amazing http://www.disco4.com/forum/post1107934.html?#1107934 2013-05-24T01:51:05Z 2013-05-24T01:51:05Z Author: <a href="http://www.disco4.com/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=14543" target="_blank">amazing</a><br /> Subject: D4 keyed. perp. caught<br />Posted: Fri May 24 2013 2:51am (GMT 1)<br /><br /><span class="postbody"> so ...had car keyed in our parking bay..rear door front wng.. <br /> <br /> but all caught on camera.. <br /> <br /> result...as follows <br /> <br /> I get it repaired then drop off reciept at the police station. He pays at station..I collect. <br /> non payment and in jail until bill paid or 15 days whichever is longer. <br /> <br /> good news as panels he scratched are already damaged frm off roading.. <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> result <img>...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.disco4.com/forum/post1107934.html?#1107934">view forum post</a><br />_________________<br />It is better to have and not need it then need and not have it.</span><br /> devonchilliman Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts devonchilliman http://www.disco4.com/forum/post1107778.html?#1107778 2013-05-23T17:54:21Z 2013-05-23T17:54:21Z Author: <a href="http://www.disco4.com/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=5122" target="_blank">devonchilliman</a><br /> Subject: Blackvue DR400G HD<br />Posted: Thu May 23 2013 6:54pm (GMT 1)<br /><br /><span class="postbody"> If I were to sell my B/V what could I expect to get for it <img src="http://www.disco4.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_whistle.gif" alt="Whistle" title="Whistle" class="emoticon" border="0" /> <br /> <br /> <span style="color: red"><span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="font-style: italic">This post has been edited by the site administration team </span></span> <br /> <br /> Please ensure your listing complies with the <a href="topic40303.html#40303" class="postlink">For...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.disco4.com/forum/post1107778.html?#1107778">view forum post</a><br />_________________<br />2011 LANDMARK SDV6 LE <br /> This new variant brings a fresh, more contemporary sense of design to the latest Discovery 4 line-up. Both the Black and White models blend high-end interiors with bold, contemporary colour schemes, giving the Discovery 4 a more upmarket look. In keeping with the core appeal of the Discovery 4, this Limited Edition offers on-road refinement to match most executive saloons, the versatility of a large people carrier and unrivalled off-road capability.   <br /> LTZs 285/50/20</span><br /> The Large One Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts The Large One http://www.disco4.com/forum/post1107646.html?#1107646 2013-05-23T14:34:44Z 2013-05-23T14:40:15Z Author: <a href="http://www.disco4.com/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=2459" target="_blank">The Large One</a><br /> Subject: Do you think these are hot ??<br />Posted: Thu May 23 2013 3:34pm (GMT 1)<br /><br /><span class="postbody"> In the chilli community there are a few legends <br /> Neil Smith from the hippy seed company in Oz and this guy <br /> Ted Barrus, also known as the fire breathing idiot <br /> <br /> he tests all sorts of things from fresh chilli to sauces etc <br /> This is his most brutal test...the new must have chilli in the chilli world Jays Ghost Scorpion Peach <br /> you can see the panic in his face when the heast does not die down <br /> this guy has eaten 10 ghost peppers in a row, so a...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.disco4.com/forum/post1107646.html?#1107646">view forum post</a><br />_________________<br />Genuine Land Rover Parts supplier extraordinaire.. <br /> If you want it, i have it, if i don't have it, i can get it, if i can't get it, they don't make it.. All GENUINE LAND ROVER. <br /> <br /> My little chilli sauce business <a href="http://www.thechillees.co.uk" target="_blank" class="postlink">http://www.thechillees.co.uk</a></span><br /> ije44 Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts ije44 http://www.disco4.com/forum/post1107366.html?#1107366 2013-05-22T20:14:50Z 2013-05-22T20:14:50Z Author: <a href="http://www.disco4.com/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=24996" target="_blank">ije44</a><br /> Subject: Funny Vid<br />Posted: Wed May 22 2013 9:14pm (GMT 1)<br /><br /><span class="postbody"> This had me in stitches. I love the guys laugh. <br /> Parental guidance required. <br /> <br /> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brdLMV01lmc" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brdLMV01lmc</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.disco4.com/forum/post1107366.html?#1107366">view forum post</a><br />_________________<br />D3 SE <br /> Porsche Boxter 3.2S 2003</span><br /> DG Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts DG http://www.disco4.com/forum/post1107201.html?#1107201 2013-05-22T14:20:59Z 2013-05-22T14:20:59Z Author: <a href="http://www.disco4.com/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=510" target="_blank">DG</a><br /> Subject: Mick McManus<br />Posted: Wed May 22 2013 3:20pm (GMT 1)<br /><br /><span class="postbody"> Brown bread at 93 <img src="http://www.disco4.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_sad.gif" alt="Sad" title="Sad" class="emoticon" border="0" /> <br /> <br /> Spent many a wet Saturday afternoon at Nana &amp; Grandad's in the '70s watching this rubbish <img src="http://www.disco4.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_rolling.gif" alt="Rolling with laughter" title="Rolling with laughter" class="emoticon" border="0" /> <br /> <br /> <a>...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.disco4.com/forum/post1107201.html?#1107201">view forum post</a><br />_________________<br />Existential Phenomenologist. <br /> <br /> Like Supercars ? Like <a href="https://www.facebook.com/JonathanGriffithsPhotography" target="_blank" class="postlink">THIS</a></span><br /> mcsimmo Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts mcsimmo http://www.disco4.com/forum/post1106760.html?#1106760 2013-05-21T11:35:10Z 2013-05-21T11:35:10Z Author: <a href="http://www.disco4.com/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=16542" target="_blank">mcsimmo</a><br /> Subject: How unique is unique?<br />Posted: Tue May 21 2013 12:35pm (GMT 1)<br /><br /><span class="postbody"> Browsing through fleabay last night and came across a cherished number for sale. It was described as 'a unique number'. <br /> Sorry, but arent all registration numbers unique? <br /> Has anyone else on the forum come across something described as unique, but obvioulsy isnt?<br /><br /><a href="http://www.disco4.com/forum/post1106760.html?#1106760">view forum post</a><br />_________________<br />Is it time for a brew? <br /> No Matter Who You Vote For The Government Always Gets In!</span><br /> Discotres Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts Discotres http://www.disco4.com/forum/post1106667.html?#1106667 2013-05-21T09:00:20Z 2013-05-21T09:00:20Z Author: <a href="http://www.disco4.com/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=8930" target="_blank">Discotres</a><br /> Subject: What's the best wife you've ever had?<br />Posted: Tue May 21 2013 10:00am (GMT 1)<br /><br /><span class="postbody"> What's the best wife you have ever had? (I'm talking about your own <img src="http://www.disco4.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_whistle.gif" alt="Whistle" title="Whistle" class="emoticon" border="0" /> ) <br /> <br /> We have had cars, but there is something else that has a big influence on your life and that is a wife, have you ever regretted swapping one in for a younger one, made the wrong decision and regretted it, how long do you keep them? <br /> <br /> I have no regrets, my...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.disco4.com/forum/post1106667.html?#1106667">view forum post</a></span><br /> dangerdave Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts dangerdave http://www.disco4.com/forum/post1106316.html?#1106316 2013-05-20T15:16:06Z 2013-05-20T15:16:06Z Author: <a href="http://www.disco4.com/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=12978" target="_blank">dangerdave</a><br /> Subject: More extreme abysses<br />Posted: Mon May 20 2013 4:16pm (GMT 1)<br /><br /><span class="postbody"> Okay, couldn't help it, had to watch this. <img src="http://www.disco4.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif" alt="Shocked" title="Shocked" class="emoticon" border="0" /> <br /> <br /> Dave Cameron says with the cut backs he's making, he's considering importing foreign talent to help tackle NHS waiting lists. <br /> <br /> <a href="http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NG1ptcDRX6U&amp;feature=fvwrel" target="_blank">http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NG1ptcDRX6U&amp;feature=fvwrel</a> <br /> <br>...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.disco4.com/forum/post1106316.html?#1106316">view forum post</a></span><br /> Jamieklb Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts Jamieklb http://www.disco4.com/forum/post1106204.html?#1106204 2013-05-20T10:54:30Z 2013-05-20T10:54:30Z Author: <a href="http://www.disco4.com/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=11681" target="_blank">Jamieklb</a><br /> Subject: Medical Compensation<br />Posted: Mon May 20 2013 11:54am (GMT 1)<br /><br /><span class="postbody"> A man wakes up in hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, &quot;Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the motorway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, however, your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it.&quot; <br /> <br /> The man groans, but the doctor goes on, &quot;You have £9,000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.disco4.com/forum/post1106204.html?#1106204">view forum post</a><br />_________________<br />2012 Discovery 4 HSE Santorini Black <br /> 1965 100&quot; Coil Spring Hybrid Offender. <br /> <br /> With one big shout they all cry out - Who Killed Bambi?</span><br /> Mark Y Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts Mark Y http://www.disco4.com/forum/post1105991.html?#1105991 2013-05-19T20:33:03Z 2013-05-19T20:33:03Z Author: <a href="http://www.disco4.com/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=4886" target="_blank">Mark Y</a><br /> Subject: R8 V10<br />Posted: Sun May 19 2013 9:33pm (GMT 1)<br /><br /><span class="postbody"> The new advert for the Audi R8 V10, what a cracking noise <img src="http://www.disco4.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif" alt="Razz" title="Razz" class="emoticon" border="0" /> <br /> <br /> <a href="http://youtu.be/e0gvqLZIQss" target="_blank">http://youtu.be/e0gvqLZIQss</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.disco4.com/forum/post1105991.html?#1105991">view forum post</a></span><br /> nearlee Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts nearlee http://www.disco4.com/forum/post1105770.html?#1105770 2013-05-19T11:50:55Z 2013-05-19T11:50:55Z Author: <a href="http://www.disco4.com/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=23672" target="_blank">nearlee</a><br /> Subject: whats the best you've ever had?<br />Posted: Sun May 19 2013 12:50pm (GMT 1)<br /><br /><span class="postbody"> just seen the worst car thread so how about a best car thread. <br /> <br /> oh yes and current car not included. <br /> <br /> my best and wish i still had was a 92 ford sierra 2.0 GLS,<br /><br /><a href="http://www.disco4.com/forum/post1105770.html?#1105770">view forum post</a></span><br /> johnnychainsaw Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts johnnychainsaw http://www.disco4.com/forum/post1105739.html?#1105739 2013-05-19T09:18:35Z 2013-05-19T09:18:35Z Author: <a href="http://www.disco4.com/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=7902" target="_blank">johnnychainsaw</a><br /> Subject: Special Irish Pug<br />Posted: Sun May 19 2013 10:18am (GMT 1)<br /><br /><span class="postbody"> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2RJN9a_jdM&amp;feature=youtube_gdata_player" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2RJN9a_jd...ata_player</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.disco4.com/forum/post1105739.html?#1105739">view forum post</a></span><br /> Seeby Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts Seeby http://www.disco4.com/forum/post1104649.html?#1104649 2013-05-16T15:45:48Z 2013-05-16T15:45:48Z Author: <a href="http://www.disco4.com/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=15931" target="_blank">Seeby</a><br /> Subject: 6 cars in your fantasy garage if your 6 numbers came up...<br />Posted: Thu May 16 2013 4:45pm (GMT 1)<br /><br /><span class="postbody"> We've all thought about it; haven't we? For me: <br /> <br /> 1. D4 (of course). I need the 7 seats <br /> 2. McLaren F1. No contest <br /> 3. Ferrari 458 spyder. Need a convertible in the garage <br /> 4. Audi RS6. Subtle (de-badged of course) <br /> 5. Jaguar E-Type. Need a classic <br /> 6. Daewoo Matiz. That's not a typo. I was partly resp for launching it in the UK in a past life. <img src="http://www.disco4.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_redface.gif" alt="Embarassed">...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.disco4.com/forum/post1104649.html?#1104649">view forum post</a></span><br /> Markie Boy Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts Markie Boy http://www.disco4.com/forum/post1104629.html?#1104629 2013-05-16T15:10:13Z 2013-05-16T15:10:13Z Author: <a href="http://www.disco4.com/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=21512" target="_blank">Markie Boy</a><br /> Subject: Good old comedy!!!<br />Posted: Thu May 16 2013 4:10pm (GMT 1)<br /><br /><span class="postbody"> Just found this sketch on tinternet from the Two Ronnies!! <br /> I remember this when I was a wee lad!! <br /> <br /> <img src="http://www.disco4.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_rolling.gif" alt="Rolling with laughter" title="Rolling with laughter" class="emoticon" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.disco4.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_rolling.gif" alt="Rolling with laughter" title="Rolling with laughter" class="emoticon" border="0" /> <img>...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.disco4.com/forum/post1104629.html?#1104629">view forum post</a><br />_________________<br />D3 HSE Zermatt Silver <br /> 2008 Honda Fireblade</span><br /> Discotres Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts Discotres http://www.disco4.com/forum/post1104463.html?#1104463 2013-05-16T00:01:46Z 2013-05-16T00:01:46Z Author: <a href="http://www.disco4.com/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=8930" target="_blank">Discotres</a><br /> Subject: X Ray Spray, see through envelopes without opening<br />Posted: Thu May 16 2013 1:01am (GMT 1)<br /><br /><span class="postbody"> Have you ever wanted to read or see what was in a letter without opening it, well X Ray Spray is the answer <img src="http://www.disco4.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_thumbs.gif" alt="Thumbs Up" title="Thumbs Up" class="emoticon" border="0" /> just don't spray it on your trousers before you go out, you may get nicked <img src="http://www.disco4.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" title="Laughing" class="emoticon" border="0" /> <br /> <br /> <a>...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.disco4.com/forum/post1104463.html?#1104463">view forum post</a></span><br /> sacimiddx Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts sacimiddx http://www.disco4.com/forum/post1104151.html?#1104151 2013-05-15T09:36:11Z 2013-05-15T09:36:11Z Author: <a href="http://www.disco4.com/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=2279" target="_blank">sacimiddx</a><br /> Subject: Shell and BP price fixing<br />Posted: Wed May 15 2013 10:36am (GMT 1)<br /><br /><span class="postbody"> I'm sure most of us remember a time (about 20 years ago) when supermarket fuel was up to (and sometimes more than) 10% cheaper <br /> now you are lucky if is 1p per litre cheaper <br /> <br /> I was reliably informed the parity between the supermarkets and oil companies was achieved after a alleged meeting between the oil companies and the major supermarkets in the late 90's at Fawley refinery (I was subbing there at the time at it appeared to be common knowledge) <br /> <br /> makes...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.disco4.com/forum/post1104151.html?#1104151">view forum post</a><br />_________________<br />Illegitimi Non Carborundum</span><br /> Bill Wright Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts Bill Wright http://www.disco4.com/forum/post1104146.html?#1104146 2013-05-15T09:12:46Z 2013-05-15T09:12:46Z Author: <a href="http://www.disco4.com/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=3323" target="_blank">Bill Wright</a><br /> Subject: The Difference Between Cats and Dogs<br />Posted: Wed May 15 2013 10:12am (GMT 1)<br /><br /><span class="postbody"> <a href="http://biggeekdad.com/2013/04/the-difference-between-cats-and-dogs/" target="_blank">http://biggeekdad.com/2013/04/the-differen...-and-dogs/</a> <br /> <br /> Last 5 seconds is a hoot. <br /> <br /> Bill Wright <img src="http://www.disco4.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_thumbs.gif" alt="Thumbs Up" title="Thumbs Up" class="emoticon" border="0" /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.disco4.com/forum/post1104146.html?#1104146">view forum post</a><br />_________________<br />D4 TDV6 XS Firenze Red MY12</span><br /> character Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts character http://www.disco4.com/forum/post1104044.html?#1104044 2013-05-14T22:29:52Z 2013-05-14T22:29:52Z Author: <a href="http://www.disco4.com/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=3590" target="_blank">character</a><br /> Subject: Micheal J Fox trailer - good to see yer back marti<br />Posted: Tue May 14 2013 11:29pm (GMT 1)<br /><br /><span class="postbody"> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXl-krlLoxg" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXl-krlLoxg</a> <br /> <br /> <img src="http://www.disco4.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_rolling.gif" alt="Rolling with laughter" title="Rolling with laughter" class="emoticon" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.disco4.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_rolling.gif" alt="Rolling with laughter" title="Rolling with laughter" class="emoticon" border="0" /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.disco4.com/forum/post1104044.html?#1104044">view forum post</a></span><br /> johnnychainsaw Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts johnnychainsaw http://www.disco4.com/forum/post1103896.html?#1103896 2013-05-14T18:30:34Z 2013-05-14T18:30:34Z Author: <a href="http://www.disco4.com/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=7902" target="_blank">johnnychainsaw</a><br /> Subject: Don't text while driving !!<br />Posted: Tue May 14 2013 7:30pm (GMT 1)<br /><br /><span class="postbody"> <img src="http://www.disco3.co.uk/gallery/albums/userpics/17902/normal_pictraffic.jpg" border="0" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> <img src="http://www.disco4.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif" alt="Rolling Eyes" title="Rolling Eyes" class="emoticon" border="0" /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.disco4.com/forum/post1103896.html?#1103896">view forum post</a></span><br /> Rob_whp Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts Rob_whp http://www.disco4.com/forum/post1103874.html?#1103874 2013-05-14T18:02:15Z 2013-05-14T18:02:15Z Author: <a href="http://www.disco4.com/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=9162" target="_blank">Rob_whp</a><br /> Subject: professional nose picking<br />Posted: Tue May 14 2013 7:02pm (GMT 1)<br /><br /><span class="postbody"> <a href="http://youtu.be/DQPsRH4FMCk" target="_blank" class="postlink">http://youtu.be/DQPsRH4FMCk</a> <br /> <br /> <img src="http://www.disco4.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif" alt="Shocked" title="Shocked" class="emoticon" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.disco4.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif" alt="Shocked" title="Shocked" class="emoticon" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.disco4.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif" alt="Shocked" title="Shocked" class="emoticon">...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.disco4.com/forum/post1103874.html?#1103874">view forum post</a></span><br /> Bill Wright Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts Bill Wright http://www.disco4.com/forum/post1103749.html?#1103749 2013-05-14T13:48:08Z 2013-05-14T13:48:08Z Author: <a href="http://www.disco4.com/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=3323" target="_blank">Bill Wright</a><br /> Subject: A Day in the Life of a Porsche Driver<br />Posted: Tue May 14 2013 2:48pm (GMT 1)<br /><br /><span class="postbody"> Tongue firmly in cheek: <br /> <br /> <span style="font-style: italic">&quot;The other day I was cruising along as usual coming onto one of my motorways, which was very busy with inferior cars. <br /> <br /> First off, I couldn't believe the volume of traffic. It DIDN'T slow down for me AT ALL as I came off the slip road! <br /> I had to squeeze into a barely big enough gap between two cars in order to get onto my motorway! The driver of the car behind me did realise his mistake...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.disco4.com/forum/post1103749.html?#1103749">view forum post</a><br />_________________<br />D4 TDV6 XS Firenze Red MY12</span><br /> euangibson Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts euangibson http://www.disco4.com/forum/post1103550.html?#1103550 2013-05-14T08:12:43Z 2013-05-14T08:12:43Z Author: <a href="http://www.disco4.com/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=13471" target="_blank">euangibson</a><br /> Subject: Be VERY careful where you watch/listen to this<br />Posted: Tue May 14 2013 9:12am (GMT 1)<br /><br /><span class="postbody"> Advisory content....The Assumption song..... <img src="http://www.disco4.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_thumbs.gif" alt="Thumbs Up" title="Thumbs Up" class="emoticon" border="0" /> <br /> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BdfViTO570" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BdfViTO570</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.disco4.com/forum/post1103550.html?#1103550">view forum post</a><br />_________________<br />Personally I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught. <br /> Winston Churchill <br /> <br /> Firenze my2012 HSE <br /> Java 2005 SE (sold,sadly,thanks for the memories)</span><br />