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maxbasscat
 


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Safe sex

Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman’s husband. Shocked D3 2.7 Zermatt silver (not another one)
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Post #193548211th Apr 2018 2:15 pm
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Oswiperus
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United Kingdom 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Auto Java BlackDiscovery 3

That's awful! Laughing Stu

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Post #193548311th Apr 2018 2:18 pm
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maxbasscat
 


Member Since: 03 Jan 2016
Location: Cambridgeshire
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Ukraine 2005 LR3 4.4 V8 SE Auto Tonga GreenLR3

Forum gets what I get but only the stuff I like. Wink or suitable D3 2.7 Zermatt silver (not another one)
D3 4.4 V8 Zambezi silver
D3 4.4 V8 Adriatic Blue
D3 2.7 (gone) Tonga Green
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FFRR TDV8
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Post #193548611th Apr 2018 2:22 pm
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ianm27
 


Member Since: 02 Jun 2016
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England 2012 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 GS Auto Orkney GreyDiscovery 4

That was worse than some of Astonbuilder's "jokes"!! Rolling with laughter Uncle Ray's spare wheel protector
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maxbasscat
 


Member Since: 03 Jan 2016
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Ukraine 2005 LR3 4.4 V8 SE Auto Tonga GreenLR3

^^ oh gosh I think his stuff is good Laughing D3 2.7 Zermatt silver (not another one)
D3 4.4 V8 Zambezi silver
D3 4.4 V8 Adriatic Blue
D3 2.7 (gone) Tonga Green
D3 4.4 V8 LHD Tonga Green
FFRR TDV8
Defender 300  
Post #193549511th Apr 2018 2:47 pm
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astonbuilder
 


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ianm27 wrote:
That was worse than some of Astonbuilder's "jokes"!! Rolling with laughter


That's downright offensive - I am very 'choosy' in what I share Laughing  
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astonbuilder
 


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England 2012 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Santorini BlackDiscovery 4

maxbasscat wrote:
^^ oh gosh I think his stuff is good Laughing


A connoisseur in my own vein Thumbs Up  
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kajtzu
 


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Finland 2005 Discovery 3 4.4 V8 HSE Auto Cairns BlueDiscovery 3

Guess it wasn’t the money shot? Rolling with laughter  
Post #193555811th Apr 2018 6:26 pm
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J77
 


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ianm27 wrote:
That was worse than some of Astonbuilder's "jokes"!! Rolling with laughter


I didn’t think that was possible, be he managed it Laughing 23.5MY Defender 90 X-Dynamic SE D250 MHEV Pangea Green  
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DSL
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The worse the joke the better. Whistle Whistle Thumbs Up   
Post #193562811th Apr 2018 9:27 pm
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maxbasscat
 


Member Since: 03 Jan 2016
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I can mine that vein but just appealed to me on a bad day! D3 2.7 Zermatt silver (not another one)
D3 4.4 V8 Zambezi silver
D3 4.4 V8 Adriatic Blue
D3 2.7 (gone) Tonga Green
D3 4.4 V8 LHD Tonga Green
FFRR TDV8
Defender 300  
Post #193563111th Apr 2018 9:33 pm
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ianm27
 


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astonbuilder wrote:
ianm27 wrote:
That was worse than some of Astonbuilder's "jokes"!! Rolling with laughter


That's downright offensive - I am very 'choosy' in what I share Laughing


Ah, so you choose to share the worst ones?? Rolling with laughter Uncle Ray's spare wheel protector
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Cruise control switch pack
Bodsy's remote for FBH  
Post #193574012th Apr 2018 11:07 am
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astonbuilder
 


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right - that's it, I'm going to post...............more because of that Wink  
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I get as much enjoyment from a groan at a bad joke as a laugh from a good joke. Thumbs Up 2014 MY Discovery XS Indus Silver. Sadly gone. Second last LR of forty eight years continuous ownership.  
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