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TSR2
 


Member Since: 22 Jul 2008
Location: North Lincolnshire
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United Kingdom 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Stornoway GreyDiscovery 3

Willy,
I am Montrose A at the moment. I'd warn the standby boat to look out for frozen chickens..but some how I don't think they would believe.
How many reports can we get out of this:
1) Safety Alert all North Sea Operations.
2) PON 1 Polution Notification to BERR.
3) Shipping Warning all North Sea vessels to prevent another Titanic incident.
4) Dropped Object report HSE.
5) WWF for nature for cruelty to fowl.
Oh and not forgetting to inform helicopter companies so that no one accidently lands on one and damages their chopper.

Any more Question

Trev. Thumbs Up Thumbs Up
  
Post #44682530th Mar 2009 1:42 pm
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ridgeback_moor
 


Member Since: 11 Mar 2008
Location: Gateway to the Moors
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United Kingdom 2010 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Stornoway GreyDiscovery 4

Willy - I hope these chickens had done the BOSIET! Did they have a hard hat and harness?
 Previously:
2005 D3 2.7 TDV6 S
1984 90 2.25 Petrol CSW
1992 90 200TDi Hard Top
1995 Discovery ES 300TDi
2003 90 TD5 Truck Cab

 
 
Post #44683030th Mar 2009 1:48 pm
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countrywide
 


Member Since: 16 Sep 2007
Location: UK
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United Kingdom 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 Graphite LE Auto Unknown ColourDiscovery 4

Is it that serious Shocked , maybe somebody will get done and have to do some bird over it.
  
Post #44683130th Mar 2009 1:49 pm
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PeanutBob
 


Member Since: 24 Oct 2006
Location: Cheshire
Posts: 669

United Kingdom 2012 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 HSE Auto Indus SilverDiscovery 4

Well, this hen pecked husband bar steward will certainly get his wings clipped now.
  
Post #44683430th Mar 2009 1:55 pm
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SJR
 


Member Since: 09 Aug 2006
Location: East Manchester
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England 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Auto Arctic FrostDiscovery 3

If this a wind-up we are all going to look like right turkeys Whistle

PS - sorry for my poultry paltry attempts at humour
 I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
Buzz Aldrin (1930 - 


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Post #44684530th Mar 2009 2:16 pm
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PeanutBob
 


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United Kingdom 2012 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 HSE Auto Indus SilverDiscovery 4

What???? Have we been stuffed??
  
Post #44684830th Mar 2009 2:19 pm
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Willy Eckerslike
 


Member Since: 12 Jan 2009
Location: N Yorks
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England 2012 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 Commercial XS Auto Firenze RedDiscovery 4

If it was a wind up I would make a clean breast of it

Honest
 Club Pie n Pea
One life....Fish it
D3 Gone but not forgotten
Club Men of Oak
Club Walnut sniffers
D4 Van owner
Ents long lost Uncle 
 
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PeanutBob
 


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Pull the other leg...!
  
Post #44686030th Mar 2009 2:31 pm
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DSL
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Ukraine 

Bet the view from the platform was bootiful!!!
   
Post #44686930th Mar 2009 3:00 pm
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Sometimes


Bootiful
 Club Pie n Pea
One life....Fish it
D3 Gone but not forgotten
Club Men of Oak
Club Walnut sniffers
D4 Van owner
Ents long lost Uncle 
 
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PeanutBob
 


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Cold Turkey on board tho...
  
Post #44687530th Mar 2009 3:11 pm
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NoDo$h
 


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Ukraine 

And that's gas mark.... ?
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
Post #44687630th Mar 2009 3:12 pm
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bigcarpchaser
  


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United Kingdom 2013 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 HSE Auto Firenze RedDiscovery 4

My Old Man was in the Forties field in the late 70's, he has a picture just like that up on his living room wall.
Alpha and Delta I think he was on.
 Welcome "Lola" Smile  
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ayrshiredisco
 


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Scotland 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Manual Buckingham BlueDiscovery 3

yeah, willy sometimes,

but this is equally as common

Click image to enlarge
 If in doubt............flat out.


Buck blue with mantec, abar, roolights and some of uncle rays finest
club blanked egr's
dark silver mini cooper s 
 
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TSR2
 


Member Since: 22 Jul 2008
Location: North Lincolnshire
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United Kingdom 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Stornoway GreyDiscovery 3

Great photo AD,
Whenever I get a bit fed up being out here I just have to go for a walk and watch the standby boat...especially in weather like that and realise that there is always someone worse off than I am. Poor beggars I couldn't do that for any amount of money. Respect as they say. Thumbs Up

Trev.
  
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