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Bodsy
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Member Since: 06 Nov 2006
Location: In the Clubhouse
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| For Sale - Cartons of Life Saving Fresh Air |
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Fresh Air for Sale
This will Save your life!
I have an opportunity to offer a group buy on the above.
And it's only £52,399. Saving a Whopping £1,000,000,047,601 off of the full retail price.
I have agreed with the supplier for a further 10% off this already fantastic price.
Please sign up above for those interested. I can PM you for Bank Transfer details or will accept cheque, paypal or credit card, Diesel, Beer. Other currencies to be agreed in advance.
Can deliver anywhere in the World, but payment in Advance only please. Bodsys Brake Bible
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 11th May 2007 12:16 pm |
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blue meanie
D3 Decade
Member Since: 04 Aug 2005
Location: Newbury
Posts: 6861
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what colours do you have, as I have a favourite one? and theeeeennn......???
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| 11th May 2007 12:20 pm |
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Bodsy
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Member Since: 06 Nov 2006
Location: In the Clubhouse
Posts: 21361
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For the RRS owners, we have special ruffled gold colours (and we'll even throw in a free 'Air Carton branded Towel' for the Butlers), for D3 owners, we can do it in any of the std LR colours and can arrange designer colours for an additional charge......... Bodsys Brake Bible
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| 11th May 2007 12:22 pm |
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blue meanie
D3 Decade
Member Since: 04 Aug 2005
Location: Newbury
Posts: 6861
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sound like a bargain to me! can I send a cheque for twice the selling price and you can send me the difference back with the product? and theeeeennn......???
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| 11th May 2007 12:25 pm |
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Bodsy
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Member Since: 06 Nov 2006
Location: In the Clubhouse
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Ah I'm afraid I can't do that one due to VAT regulations.... But Hampstead will be able to assist once he's bought one of my cartons...... Bodsys Brake Bible
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| 11th May 2007 12:27 pm |
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NoDo$h
Member Since: 02 May 2006
Location: Finding new and exciting ways to milk badgers.
Posts: 19689
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I can get it cheaper elsewhere.  I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.
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| 11th May 2007 12:27 pm |
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bkehoe
Member Since: 25 Feb 2006
Location: Wexford
Posts: 1481
 
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I can supply better fresher Irish air (straight from the Atlantic coast) for half that price! IE - 05 D3 TDV6 HSE - Zambezi Silver
SA - 07 VW Golf TDI - White - Sold!
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| 11th May 2007 12:28 pm |
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Bodsy
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Member Since: 06 Nov 2006
Location: In the Clubhouse
Posts: 21361
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Do you have permission to sell your wares on here. 
I'll even donate some of the proceeds to the site.
All of the Air that I will be selling, conforms to the Air Recirculation Systems Equipment regulations.
As well as being a member of the British Oxygen Low Lithium Oxygen eXchange System.
This is Genuine Air, not of that re-branded rubbish you get sold in London....... Bodsys Brake Bible
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| 11th May 2007 12:34 pm |
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AndrewS
Tarquin of the Desert
Member Since: 06 May 2005
Location: Y...... because I can
Posts: 10438
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Bodsy can you answer these questions
1. will this fresh air make me run faster.
2. how will this affect my life insurance and do I have to tell them.
3. will my exhaust gasses be dirtier In the Beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
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| 11th May 2007 12:41 pm |
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bkehoe
Member Since: 25 Feb 2006
Location: Wexford
Posts: 1481
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No, but I just thought I'd hijack your thread seeing as you'd generated the interest!
I can also supply our new patented Irish Hot Air product for €35,000.
Upcoming products include radioactive seawater from the most radioactive sea in the world, the Irish Sea thanks to you good chaps and Sellafield  . IE - 05 D3 TDV6 HSE - Zambezi Silver
SA - 07 VW Golf TDI - White - Sold!
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| 11th May 2007 12:58 pm |
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Doctor Diesel
Member Since: 23 Sep 2006
Location: Driving the kids around as usual
Posts: 1587
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bkehoe wrote:
Upcoming products include radioactive seawater from the most radioactive sea in the world, the Irish Sea thanks to you good chaps and Sellafield .
My 4-Headed pet conger eel told me that the lush orange waters around dounrey here in scotland are more radioactive, well thats what I thought he said as he was shagging a 3 legged furry turtle with 1 eye at the time! 2007 HSE Java Black.....sold
2007 B150 Horizon Blue
2008 Toyota Aygo Platinum
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| 11th May 2007 1:13 pm |
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Bodsy
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Member Since: 06 Nov 2006
Location: In the Clubhouse
Posts: 21361
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What was he doing with his other eye........ Bodsys Brake Bible
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| 11th May 2007 1:14 pm |
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Bodsy
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Member Since: 06 Nov 2006
Location: In the Clubhouse
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AndrewS wrote:Bodsy can you answer these questions
1. will this fresh air make me run faster.
2. how will this affect my life insurance and do I have to tell them.
3. will my exhaust gasses be dirtier
1. Yes, you are guaranteed to run faster on this Carton of Fresh air than when you try running with No fresh air at all.
2. you don't have to tell your life insurance company that you are using this particular (hi quality) brand, but you will have to tell them if you stop using the Fresh Air altogether
3. your exhaust gasses will be guaranteed to be just as noxious as before  . We can however make some special additives which will add a gentle rose frangrance to the exhaust..... Bodsys Brake Bible
D4/D3 Remote FBH heat kits
BAS Remaps/ EGR Blank
Transmission Flush
Software updates/enabling
Clock/ SNOTM /3Flash / 4x4Info /BT Update /Service Reset/Error Codes / Gearbox Reset
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| 11th May 2007 1:19 pm |
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scolliss
Member Since: 05 Mar 2007
Location: Zurich, Switzerland
Posts: 260
 
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What fragrances does it come in? Life is what you make it.
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| 11th May 2007 1:29 pm |
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NoDo$h
Member Since: 02 May 2006
Location: Finding new and exciting ways to milk badgers.
Posts: 19689
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Ah, Fridays..... I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.
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| 11th May 2007 1:40 pm |
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