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Saturday Humour - Celebration (mildly adult)
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Saturday Humour - Celebration (mildly adult)

Man walks into a pub and shouts

"Barman!!!!!!!12 vodkas Please, line em up"

The barman stands nearby and watches the man knock em back one by one without any pauses. The barman had to ask

" Wow mate, wots the celebration"

The man replies

"1st Blow mate, 1st Blow"

The barman had to congratulate the late starter and said

" Let me buy you another mate"

"No Way sir" said the man, "if 12 vodkas canny get rid of the taste, 13 wont"


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Post #5160035th Sep 2009 7:57 pm
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