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MacLeod 313
 


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Saturday Humour - Foot in it

A man notices a really attractive woman giving him the eye in the supermarket

"Do I know you" he asks, she pauses, thinks, then said "are you the father of one of my kids"

Now he thinks back to the only time he's been unfaithful and embarrassingly asks

"Were you the hooker had did bad things to over the pool table while your mate spanked me with some wet celery on my stag do"

She stares at him, flushed looking and says

"No NO NO, I am your daughters TEACHER"

Rolling with laughter  
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U doing a jkp night???   
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Laughing Laughing Laughing Footies finished, and its either X factor or forum Whistle  
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bl**dy x-factor's on in our house - whiling away time on here until Chinese is delivered Thumbs Up Steve N | 21MY Defender | 08MY Discovery 3 (history) | 06MY Discovery 3 (ancient history)   
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Your missus watch that crap as well Mac?? Big Cry Big Cry Big Cry Big Cry
Forum every time eh? Thumbs Up Thumbs Up

Trev.  
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Shocked SWMBO, daughter and pup ALL WATCHING POXY X FACTOR, and I have been asked to type quieter Evil or Very Mad  
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Watching Jamie Oliver in LA recorded on Sky+, TTLs for the iPhone & the forum. Thumbs Up Thumbs Up

Mind U feeling hungry & wine finished!!! Big Cry Big Cry   
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Sounds like you're losing the battle .........just like me. Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed

Men or mice......squeek squeek. Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

Trev.  
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Laughing  
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DSL,
Well that certainly looks like me "on top" Embarassed but I daren't begin to think of who the toad might be. Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

It might be too painful. Big Cry Big Cry Big Cry

Trev.  
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Snigger   
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