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Saturday Humour - The Sniffer Dog
Man sits next to a guy with a dog in the airport departure lounge & asks is he a guide dog?
No I am a undercover police officer and he is my sniffer dog, watch this, he makes my job soooooooooo easy, so with that he commands the dog "SEARCH"
The dog goes off, running around like a banshee but then stops at an unsuspecting passenger and puts one paw on his lap, Heroin is found, passenger arrested.
Then he runs off again, doing the same thing this time but this time he puts two paws on a passenger, crack is found, passenger again is arrested.
Once more the command "SEARCH" is demanded, off pooch goes but this time he sniffs a bag, jumps on the chair and CRAPS next to the passenger.
The man turns round to ask the officer who was'nt there anymore but running in the opposite direction shouting, BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB
5th Sep 2009 7:36 pm
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