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Shares in Dignity Funeral Company Plummet

Just seen this headline on the BBC website Business page, made me chuckle

Shares in Dignity are still down about 50% on the FTSE 250 this afternoon after the company said its annual results would be "substantially below" market expectations.
In the face of stiff competition, Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
  
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The competition is killing them? Thumbs Up
  
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I think they tried to bury the bad news about the grave situation Very Happy
  
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Digging their own grave by reporting ghoulish financial results. Rolling with laughter
  
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They’ll need to cut everything to the bone.
 Once you have defeated the idiots any job is half done. Pity there are so many idiots to defeat.  
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Their operating with a skeleton staff, things will only go bad to hearse (sorry) Very Happy
  
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They’re circling the drain and one can’t flog a dead horse Thumbs Up
  
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