Had the Sanitary Bin man call at the school today to change all the bins in the Ladies WC's. He was in too much of a hurry to drive around the school to turn so he tried to back into a small carpark. The entrance has a Tarmac ramp down to the carpark which is about 3 foot lower than the road. He cocked it up big time and missed the ramp and drove over the wall leaving the van stuck over the edge. With the Luton van now at 45 degrees tilting backwards with one front wheel waving in the air, all the Sanitary Bins fell off their shelves in the back. We were his last call of the day and he was fully loaded.....
I managed to drag his van back onto the road with my D3 and a towrope, but the mess in the back of his van was something best left to your own imagination..... ------------------------------
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Huge Permagrin
Member Since: 09 Aug 2006
Location: East Manchester
Posts: 4030
I guess it wasn't his time of the month I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
Buzz Aldrin (1930 -
28th Apr 2009 11:36 am
Dexter
Member Since: 21 Sep 2007
Location: Aberdeenshire
Posts: 1391
He'll probably throw the towel in now ................................
I think we should draw a line under this. Full stop. Period.I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.
28th Apr 2009 12:41 pm
Rescue01
Member Since: 14 Jan 2008
Location: Aberdeen
Posts: 2432
Sounds like his driving was menstral Its not the height of the fall but the sudden stop at the bottom that hurts!!
28th Apr 2009 12:55 pm
SJR
Member Since: 09 Aug 2006
Location: East Manchester
Posts: 4030
I wonder if he told his bosses when he returned the presumably damaged vehicle to them that he had been suffering from 'temporary insanitary' I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
Buzz Aldrin (1930 -
Perhaps he was getting all worked up about the footy. Are Arsenal playing at home? Or maybe he was on the phone to his missus to check if the decorators were in?I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.
28th Apr 2009 1:04 pm
adam
Member Since: 20 Sep 2005
Location: Home and Happy
Posts: 6917
He was lucky he didn't damage the van or hurt himself......
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28th Apr 2009 1:20 pm
chrisb
Member Since: 26 Jul 2007
Location: Hope Valley
Posts: 129
Reminds me of a certain "song" that used to get sung after many beers....
You can tell by the smell,
when she isn't very well,
when the end of the month comes around...
Working all my life in a tampax factory,
Shout your orders loud and clear,
Large, medium & small
We cater for them all.....
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