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heine
 


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Spot the saying

I'll help with the first one

Twinkle Twinkle little star -- Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minikin.
-- Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate.
-- Surveillance should precede saltation.
-- Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.
-- It is fruitless to become lachrymose over precipitately departed
lacteal fluid.
-- Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.
-- It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated
canine with innovative maneuvers.
-- Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the scion.
-- The temperature of the aqueous content of an unremittingly
galled saucepan does not reach 212 degrees Farenheit.

Actually most are easy - just the 2nd last one has me going  
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soundsolutions
 


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Spare the rod and spoil the child

But it might just be Neophyte's serendipity. The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.  
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sacimiddx
 


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birds of feather flock together Illegitimi Non Carborundum  
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Spooky
 


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Re: Spot the saying

Birds of a Feather Flock Together
Look before you Leap
Beauty is only Skin Deep
No point in Crying over Spilled Milk
Cleanliness is Next to Godliness
You Can't Teach an Old Dog New Tricks
Spare the Rod, Spoil the Child
The Watched Pot never Boils Regards,
Mick

- 2014 SDV8 Autobiography
- 'Vincent' - 2010 TdV8 Vogue SE
- 'Molly' - 2005 HSE Auto
'Dixie' - 2000 D2 Td5 ES
  
Post #54045126th Oct 2009 7:40 pm
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Red sky at night ...Shepherds delight
Red sky in the morning ...Shepherds warning
Minced Lamb and potatoes ....Sheperds Pie 21 year LR veteran > D2 GS 2003 > D3 S 2006 > D3 HSE 2009 > D4 HSE 2013 > D4 HSE 2015 > D5 HSE 2018 > DS HSE R-Dynamic P300e 2021 

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PeanutBob
 


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Beware of Sheikhs bearing gifts.  
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the kergan
 


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When my grandfather was in the war an officer offered him a bottle of scotch if he would run through an occupied village and shoot as many enemy as he could.

He took up the offer and drank the entire bottle, ran through the village and killed 25 of the enemy. This coined the saying DONT Censored AROUND WITH MY GRANDAD WHEN HE'S DRUNK. I have something to say! It's better to burn out... than to fade away!  
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PeanutBob
 


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Blimey. That's what's called knocking seven Bells out of the enemy! Teach us all a few things...

Many hands make big horses.  
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