Charliecloud
Member Since: 31 Jul 2014
Location: Tonbridge
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So, one day, Superman is flying high above Metropolis, when suddenly he feels really horny, he really needs some super sex.
He starts looking around with his supersight to find an appropriate partner, when he spots Wonder Woman sunbathing naked on the roof of a building. Perfect(!) he thinks...I can just swoop down, do the deed at super speed and fly off again, she won't even know what happened!
So superman executes his plan, swoops down at supersonic speeds, goes at WW like a rabbit on PCP and flies off, it's all over in less than a second.
Wonder Woman sits up on her lounger and says 'what the F was that!?', and the Invisible Man replies "I don't know, but DAMN my ass hurts".
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kajtzu
Member Since: 11 Aug 2017
Location: Helsinki
Posts: 6566
 
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| 24th Jul 2018 9:37 pm |
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astonbuilder
Member Since: 29 Sep 2006
Location: MIDLANDS
Posts: 8051
  
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I rejected that one CC 
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| 24th Jul 2018 10:35 pm |
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Narpy
Member Since: 18 Jul 2011
Location: Stockport
Posts: 7830
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It pre-dates anything you've ever posted and that's saying something.  Mods:
Front Fogs + Halos
FBH Remote Control
The 1st Ever RRS Modded Grill
Garmin Nuvi + D4 Surround + Reversing Camera.
D4 Steering Wheel.
Rear Boot Spoiler.
Twin Brake Lights.
Wing Mirror Indicator Repeaters.
Long Roof Rails
Make your own Narpy grill thread
I'm not scared, I'm outta here.
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| 24th Jul 2018 10:39 pm |
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