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Location: Aberdeen
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Thank crunchie its Fri
Been one of those weeks
A few Stellas and a curry tonight to look foward too 8)
Have a good weekend folks Its not the height of the fall but the sudden stop at the bottom that hurts!!
17th Apr 2009 4:18 pm
ELD70
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Location: Romford.
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Have a good weekend
17th Apr 2009 4:22 pm
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
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Have a curry planned for tonight but tucking into a bar of Green & Black's chocie!!! Couple of stellas in the fridge that may get sacrificed too!
17th Apr 2009 4:27 pm
Rescue01
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Location: Aberdeen
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Hi Derek is that you practicing your drinking for the next TFC trip
So is that the broadband up and running
Have a good wekend in Sunny Grantown
Its not the height of the fall but the sudden stop at the bottom that hurts!!
17th Apr 2009 4:30 pm
ad15
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friday funny for you. have a great weekend
Baptizing A Drunk
A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk
when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks
into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns
around and is almost overcome by the smell of booze. Where upon he asks the
drunk, 'Are you ready to find Jesus?'
'Yes I am' replies the drunk, so the preacher grabs
him and dunks him in the river. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, 'Brother
have you found Jesus?'
The drunk replies, 'No, I haven't.' The preacher,
shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again, but for a bit longer this
time. He pulls him out of the water and asks again, 'Have you found Jesus, my
brother?'
The drunk again answers, 'No, I have not found Jesus.'
By this time the preacher is at his wits end so he dunks the drunk in the water
again, but this time he holds him down for about 30 seconds.
When the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs, the
preacher pulls him up. The preacher asks the drunk again, 'For the love of God,
have you found Jesus?'
The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and
says to the preacher
'Are you sure this is where he fell in?'
17th Apr 2009 4:34 pm
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
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Still OTWish, will have to get into drinking condition for next Tunisia trip! BB back up an hour ago, life is back to good again, just weather is cold & grey. U thinking about Tunisia again, U know U want to!!! Have proper fridge now so can offer U mucheee cold beers!
17th Apr 2009 4:36 pm
Rescue01
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old but classic Its not the height of the fall but the sudden stop at the bottom that hurts!!
17th Apr 2009 4:36 pm
disco3kenny
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Location: Aberdeen
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Thinking about Tunisia yes,probably wont manage this year
i could maybe make it up past tomintoul though just to check the temp of your beer fridge
packing boxes this weekend for the house move soon.
See ya soon Derek Its not the height of the fall but the sudden stop at the bottom that hurts!!
17th Apr 2009 4:41 pm
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
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Always welcome round here, if you need any help moving and I'm around give me a shout.
17th Apr 2009 4:47 pm
SJR
Member Since: 09 Aug 2006
Location: East Manchester
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Another Friday funny
"The Inland Revenue decide to audit Cyril, summon him to their office for an appointment with their most thorough auditor, who is not surprised when Cyril arrives with his solicitor. The auditor says: 'Sir, you cannot deny that you have an extravagant lifestyle, no full-time employment, and pay no taxes on the grounds of your contention that you win money gambling. I have to tell you that Her Majesty's Customs and Excise finds that explanation difficult to believe.'
"'I am a great gambler and can prove it,' says Cyril. 'Would you like a demonstration?'
"The auditor considers this for a moment and agrees. Cyril says: 'I bet you a thousand pounds I can bite my own eye.' The auditor thinks for a while, finally says: 'It's a bet.'
"Cyril removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor looks sick.
"'I'll bet you two thousand pounds that I can bite my other eye,' says Cyril. The auditor can tell Cyril isn't blind, so he accepts the bet. Cyril removes his false teeth and bites the good eye.
"The stunned auditor now realises he has bet and lost £3,000, with Cyril's solicitor as a witness; he gets very nervous. 'Double or nothing?' Cyril says. 'I'll bet you six thousand pounds that I can stand on the righthand side of your desk and into the bin on the far side without getting one drop anywhere between.'
"The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now but examines the proposal carefully. Cyril is not a tall man, the desk is eight foot wide; he decides there is simply no way Cyril could do that, so he agrees again.
"Cyril stands at the side of the desk, unzips his trousers, strains for all he is worth but cannot make the stream reach the bin on the far side, and finishes up having urinated pretty well all over the auditor's desk. The auditor leaps with joy, realising that he has just turned a major loss into a sizeable win, then notices that Cyril's solicitor is moaning, with his head in his hands. 'Are you okay?' asks the auditor.
"'Not really,' says the solicitor. 'This morning, when Cyril told me he had been summoned to this audit, he bet me £20,000 that he could come in here, all over your desk and you would be happy about it . . . and I took the bet.'"I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
Buzz Aldrin (1930 -
17th Apr 2009 4:52 pm
Rescue01
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Right thats 5 i am off Its not the height of the fall but the sudden stop at the bottom that hurts!!
17th Apr 2009 5:02 pm
Russell
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17th Apr 2009 9:58 pm
Rescue01
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Curry good.beer good
Russ sorry about your weekend
Looking foward to Kielder in May.
giong towatch WOSS now
Its not the height of the fall but the sudden stop at the bottom that hurts!!
17th Apr 2009 10:38 pm
Rescue01
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woss is good,jackman was good.did a you tube search of jackman and oscars it was brill.
ok had a few.whats lady gaga going to wear Its not the height of the fall but the sudden stop at the bottom that hurts!!
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into the bin on the far side without getting one drop anywhere between.'
