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Lewis
 


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Q: If your rover was travelling at the speed of light will the headlights still work?!! Kind regards Kev 26-Mar-09
A: What is this, a Physics lesson? Given the electrical issues with the car I am not sure they would work if the car was stationary.

Q: What time is it??? 26-Mar-09
A: Hammer Time! But unlike MC Hammer you can touch this if you are the highest bidder.

Q: I notice in a couple of your photographs there are also a couple of wheely bins - one green and one grey. I could do with a new green one after some pikeys stole mine, are you selling these wheely bins seperately, or are they included in this auction? 24-Mar-09
A: You cant take the wheely bins I'm afraid, that is where I hide at night waiting for that hoody to come back and try and rob my car again. Incidentally you can't use the term " Censored " anymore as it is not PC, you have to call them Travellers or Thieving Gyppos now.


Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter It just get better the more you read it.
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Shocked
See MacLeod's been bidding on the '97 Rover
Rolling Eyes
Cant see black alloys looking 8) on a Red 214

At least it'll perform admirably off road Whistle

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They get better and better. This guy is great. Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

Q: Do you realize that this Rover has actually made you a minor internet celebrity and that the link is flying around email addresses all over the uk,australia and the usa? How do you feel?
A: The Rover is the true star of this ad, not me. I am pleased that the car is famous in Australia & the USA, it's nice to know that the bits of the Empire that we didn't want anymore still take an interest in items from the Mother country.
 The next American ex-pat that calls it a "truck" is going to find out what 2.7 tons feels like on their foot...

Club "yes, I too have had the EGR's replaced..."
Club "yes, I too have had the compressor replaced..."
Club "yes, I too once had the car at the dealer for a couple of weeks nearly 4 weeks over 4 weeks...5 weeks"
Club "yes, I too have had EPB failure..."
Club "yes, I too get mysterious bings and bongs..." 
 
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Quote:

Q: Could you and would you deliver it to Glasgow if i won the auction? 26-Mar-09
A: No and No. Unless I get over a grand for it and you pay for my flight back to civilisation. By the way, i don't accept Scottish money as its worth even less that those Zimbabwean Dollars that someone tried to make me accept 2 days ago.

Whistle
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JF Lux
 


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And a few words of truth...

Quote:
Hi is this car any quicker than a BMW 335D "mapped"

A: I would suspect the Rover is marginally quicker as it is a red car and everyone knows that red cars are faster than cars of other colours. We could have a drag race to find out for sure but as you drive a BMW you would have to wait for ages for someone to let you out of a side road first. . . Hit me at 30mph there is an 80% chance I will live. Hit me at 40 mph there is an 80% chance I will die. Come up behind be flashing your lights when i am in the outside lane of a motorway doing 85 mph overtaking a long line of traffic and there is obviously no chance i can pull in but you still flash your lights and make V signs like the obsessive compulsive idiot that you really are and there is an 80% chance you are driving a BMW.
 The next American ex-pat that calls it a "truck" is going to find out what 2.7 tons feels like on their foot...

Club "yes, I too have had the EGR's replaced..."
Club "yes, I too have had the compressor replaced..."
Club "yes, I too once had the car at the dealer for a couple of weeks nearly 4 weeks over 4 weeks...5 weeks"
Club "yes, I too have had EPB failure..."
Club "yes, I too get mysterious bings and bongs..." 
 
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Just tipped the 40,000 views notch on the counter Shocked
Not bad for a Rover, but it is now world famous
  
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looks like it got canned or something - the ad is no longer there Big Cry
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I was really looking forward to going through this add but its gone... Big Cry
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Whistle
http://www.disco3.co.uk/gallery/albums/use...%20214.pdf
The internet has a history of losing great works, so I took a copy Smile

Edit :

This was added after I took my copy
Comedy Genius wrote:
I have been asked by lots of you to continue answering your questions, therefore as eBay will not let me list any additional questions on their site a new Q&A listing will be posted on Singleflush.com as soon as possible.
 Dr. Ian Malcolm:
"Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."
Transgenic tomato anyone? 
 
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Reggieb
 


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stapldm

Many thanks for posting the link, has kept me chuckling all morning...... Thumbs Up
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Club--Satnav on the move (Thanks Pete)
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Nice one couldn't get on to Ebay offshore so was missing out Thumbs Up Thumbs Up
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It's Back Thumbs Up


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He's relisted it but there's only 8 hours to go Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
 Now an ex-D3 owner after 7 happy years. Miss the car but not the big bills Smile
 
 
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Stu
 


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I loved this question and answer:
Quote:
Q: Hi, I actually have a genuine question about the car. Do you take genuine questions? 04-Apr-09
A: I would love to have a genuine question from someone, I can't guarantee you a genuine answer but by all means ask what you like.


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In a weak moment, I took a copy of a similar item.



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