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TSR2
 


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This just can't be right??? Can it...??

New toilet paper dispenser. Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked







Would you put your finger inside if the paper broke ????  
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Disturbing  
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Shocked and what exactly where you searching for when you came across that Rolling Eyes Laughing Laughing Laughing




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That's disgusting !!!!!!!!
Evil or Very Mad










Is there a female version ?

That might not be so bad! Wink I was a normal heterosexual chap, but in these new woke awakenings I now identify as a Wardrobe.  
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What makes you think that it's not a female one Ron? Whistle The older I get, the more I realise that people confuse wrinkles for wisdom Smile
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Tanters,

Not guilty was sent it by a (straight) friend.... Whistle Whistle Whistle Whistle

Like you I couldn't begin to think whay he was searching for when he came across this Question Question Shocked Shocked

Ronp,
Is this a male version?? Not particularly looking but can't see any dangly bits.. Whistle Whistle Whistle

Trev.  
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I can only speak for myself, but my cheeks aint that smooth or hairless........... Laughing The older I get, the more I realise that people confuse wrinkles for wisdom Smile
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I based my opinion entirely on the choice of attire.
If it is a female, I certainly wouldn't want to know her with dress sense like that!

Perhaps a frilly dress hitched up might take this product slightly upmarket and make it more acceptable.
Wink I was a normal heterosexual chap, but in these new woke awakenings I now identify as a Wardrobe.  
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Yes Ron. Only a top-class bird would let you pull bog-roll out of her sphincter! Laughing Back in the game!  
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DiscoDad, you owe me a new keyboard Rolling with laughter I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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Laughing Thumbs Up Back in the game!  
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It's funny and different.

But not in a good way Laughing Laughing Laughing

Opens up a whole new aspect in advertising though, I mean imagine if that were Gordon Browns Mouth.
Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter  
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BBS SPY wrote:
It's different..... imagine if that were Gordon Browns Mouth.


Laughing Laughing

Reckon that's where you'd dispose of the used stuff.

After all that's the sort of stuff he spouts out. I was a normal heterosexual chap, but in these new woke awakenings I now identify as a Wardrobe.  
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How long before the first news report:

"A man was rescued by the firebrigade today after getting his "meat" trapped in a toilet paper dispenser" Embarassed Shocked 2014 D4 XS
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