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kevi
 


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Thursday Funny New Car Launch

Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women.

They are mixing the Renault Clio and the Ford Taurus,
and calling it the "Clitaurus."

It comes in pink and the average male thief
won't be able to find it,

even if someone tells him where it is.

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Practice safe eating - always use condiments.


2 Too many seats now
No trouble so far
tow pack, tasmods sills
IT goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows  
Post #58163214th Jan 2010 9:40 pm
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harrythespider
 


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Ford are always reviving old models, the previous reincarnation was the Ford PUBIC, Rolling Eyes apparently it was made up from old corsairs. Rolling Eyes  
Post #58164214th Jan 2010 9:52 pm
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POINTYED
 


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well i thought it was funny but swmbo said"ooh that was out ages ago"
blo Censored dy spoil sport
jog on....
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Post #58167214th Jan 2010 10:21 pm
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frogall
 


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That'll be the sister car to the Ford Probe, then.

Hope it doesn't get rear-ended. I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already.  
Post #58167414th Jan 2010 10:22 pm
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frogall
 


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Next they'll be combining the Probe and the Clitaurus and launching....























The Ford Fucus. I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already.  
Post #58167814th Jan 2010 10:25 pm
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frogall
 


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You can protect yourself from the effects of buying one by wearing a Ford Fiesta. I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already. 

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Post #58167914th Jan 2010 10:26 pm
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I'll get me Coat - ina I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already.  
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