Member Since: 09 Aug 2006
Location: East Manchester
Posts: 4030
Thursday humour!
Just received this on email and thought it worth sharing
Quote:
IF MY BODY WAS A CAR....
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.. I've got bumps and dents
and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it --
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh.....
Either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires
I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
Buzz Aldrin (1930 -
20th Aug 2009 8:02 am
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
Member Since: 11 May 2006
Location: Off again! :-)
Posts: 72787
Tell me about it!!!
20th Aug 2009 8:16 am
DiscoDunc
Member Since: 08 May 2006
Location: Bristol
Posts: 16390
Quote:
Either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires
DSL wrote:
Tell me about it!!!
Remind me never to buy your oztent or D3 from youDuncan
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20th Aug 2009 8:31 am
kevi
Member Since: 18 Mar 2006
Location: in the rhondda valleys
Posts: 945
What's my scrap value Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
2 Too many seats now
No trouble so far
tow pack, tasmods sills
IT goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows
20th Aug 2009 5:47 pm
frogall
Member Since: 29 Aug 2008
Location: Norfolk
Posts: 250
at least £2000 against a brand new body.I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already.
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