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Tony Blair - Walking Eagle





On a recent trip to the United States , Tony Blair addressed a major gathering of Native American Indians.

He spoke for almost an hour on his plans for a Carbon Trading Tax for the UK and Europe

At the conclusion of his speech, the crowd presented him with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle.

A very chuffed Tony then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds..

A news reporter later asked one of the Indians how they came to select the new name given to Tony Blair

They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of sh:censored:t that it can no longer fly.
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Thumbs Up but ironically, I’d rather have Blair than all the Teresa Mays, Boris Johnsons and Jeremy Corbyns in the world! Didn’t know when we were well off. Wink
  
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Reminds me of a pidgeon manager... Rolling with laughter
  
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Thumbs Up but ironically, I’d rather have Blair than all the Teresa Mays, Boris Johnsons and Jeremy Corbyns in the world! Didn’t know when we were well off. Wink



That's funnier than the original joke.....
  
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Oh Cameron, May, BoJo and Corbyn took our politician to a new lower level, the jokes on us, just saying, depends on if you’ve blinkers on or not I suppose. Whistle
  
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