Member Since: 19 Jan 2011
Location: Co. Durham
Posts: 12319
Women drivers
A wife on the phone to her husband:
Wife: I don't know what to do, it's so cold and the car doesn't turn on, and now the dashboard is showing a picture of a man taking a crap. Come quickly!
Husband: What! Can you send me a photo?
Wife: Sure here it is
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Cheers Ian
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Discoless
9th Dec 2017 5:57 pm
Fireburst
Member Since: 02 Nov 2017
Location: Hertfordshire
Posts: 187
Brilliant
9th Dec 2017 5:59 pm
D&G
Member Since: 29 Jun 2017
Location: Charente 16480
Posts: 3483
SWMBO laughed too.An honorable defeat is better than a dishonorable victory.” ― Millard Fillmore
2006 Disco 3
Gas Gas 300ec / Gas Gas tx249 / Bandit 1250
XR 650r / Pajero 2.8 Lifted and Safari Snorkel-gone.
9th Dec 2017 6:06 pm
Dan_NL
Member Since: 19 Sep 2010
Location: world
Posts: 1213
@Hairy Dan.
You made this up ! 8)
..because how does your wife know its a guy, why not a woman taking a .. [ pee.. ]..
........................... ............
..at you....
9th Dec 2017 6:10 pm
Fitzy73
Member Since: 09 Feb 2014
Location: Truro
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Andy
9th Dec 2017 8:52 pm
Dave T
Member Since: 03 Jul 2009
Location: Glasgow
Posts: 6903
Joined the BMWX5 45e group
1994 Defender 90
2015 RRS Corris Grey/Black roof
2016 D4 Graphite Santorini Black
2012 D4 XS Orkney Grey
2005 D3 S Maya Gold
Convoy for Heroes 2011
9th Dec 2017 8:57 pm
tayaste
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Location: Chester
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Brilliant
9th Dec 2017 9:04 pm
Alan B
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Location: Fife
Posts: 6528
D3 57 xs Stornaway grey
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10th Dec 2017 11:23 am
Grianaig
Member Since: 08 Jul 2014
Location: Tyne and Wear
Posts: 1286
Mrs G is convulsed. Mind you that's not unusual 2014 MY Discovery XS Indus Silver. Sadly gone. Second last LR of forty eight years continuous ownership.
10th Dec 2017 12:24 pm
RRSTDV8
Member Since: 07 Apr 2014
Location: Here
Posts: 13226
Got a SWMBO LOL here too! Visiting from rrsport.co.uk
2012 RRS SDV6
2008 RRS TDV8
"When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who's going to die! You don't know who's children are going to scream and burn. How many hearts will be broken. How many lives shattered. How much blood will spill, until everybody does what they were always going to have to do from the very beginning: SIT DOWN AND TALK!"
10th Dec 2017 1:28 pm
Charliecloud
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Location: Tonbridge
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