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The vicar
A vicar was taking a stroll along a pier when a gust of wind blew the unfortunate gentleman into the sea, even more unfortunate he couldn't swim so gradually drifted out to sea.
Lucky a boat came by, the captain yelled, “Do you need help, sir?”
But the vicar calmly said “No, God will save me.”
A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, “Hey, do you need help?”
Again the vicar replied , “No God will save me.”
Eventually he drowned drowned & went to heaven. The vicar asked God, “Why didn’t you save me?”
God replied, “How many boats did you want me to send?”==================================
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