astonbuilder
Member Since: 29 Sep 2006
Location: MIDLANDS
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Man and his wife visit the zoo and go to see the gorillas.
Man notices the large male gorilla staring at his wife and becoming aroused.
So he tells his wife to flash her knickers and tease him a bit.
That gets the gorilla worked up and frisky with a huge erection.
So man tells his wife to get her  out. She does and the gorilla goes nuts.
The man grabs his wife and pushes her into the enclosure and shouts “now try telling him you’ve got a ing headache........” 
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 2nd Apr 2018 10:31 pm |
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Waylander11
Member Since: 21 Apr 2016
Location: Leicestershire
Posts: 519
 
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D3 in Buckingham blue now SWMBO's Mine D4 commercial
Xenon's fitted Timed climate
EGR Blanked Remapped
Remap Reversing Camera
gear box reset
updated Bluetooth
4x4 info
all done by Bodsy
Fridge fitted
Reversing camera fitted
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| 3rd Apr 2018 8:07 am |
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jonnybeer
Member Since: 18 Nov 2014
Location: Billericay Essex
Posts: 222
 
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I can use that one. 
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| 3rd Apr 2018 7:55 pm |
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RRSTDV8
Member Since: 07 Apr 2014
Location: Here
Posts: 13108
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Told SWMBO. Got a serious frown and tut in response.
Told the lads at the bar. Got a laugh all round.
Good old lads.  Visiting from rrsport.co.uk
2012 RRS SDV6
2008 RRS TDV8
"When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who's going to die! You don't know who's children are going to scream and burn. How many hearts will be broken. How many lives shattered. How much blood will spill, until everybody does what they were always going to have to do from the very beginning: SIT DOWN AND TALK!"
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| 3rd Apr 2018 8:41 pm |
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