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Hairy Dan
Member Since: 19 Jan 2011
Location: Co. Durham
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Or it's Mrs Moo typing it  Cheers Ian
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Moo
Member Since: 13 Aug 2010
Location: Wiltshire
Posts: 807
  
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Defiantly Mr Moo.
Behind me no, but she was in other positions earlier
As i said, it's all in the selection, sometimes we get it right sometimes we get it wrong. Me, I was just lucky. 
Blimey, makes me sound like a Jap soft roader owner not a manly LR bloke. Oh well. Off to be manly and do some hunter and gather stuff: Meat from the butcher and a Xmas tree.
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| Sat Dec 10 2011 1:29pm |
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Popelka
Member Since: 31 May 2008
Location: Praha (Prague)
Posts: 1336
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I presume she's stood behind you Moo?
 No matter how bad you are,you are not totally useless...you can always be used as a bad example
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| Sat Dec 10 2011 4:44pm |
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SN
Member Since: 03 Jan 2006
Location: Wishing I was ...
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euangibson wrote:I'm not being sexist...(ok..I am) but what is it with women and reversing.......?
My wife has,in order,damaged or required to be replaced the rear bumpers on my 1.VW Corrado 2.Merc ML 3.BMW X5 4.BMW 5-series.......all of those excluding the Corrado had been ordered,at no small expense,with rear parking sensors 
All German vehicles so ALL deserve it - serves you right for supporting the Eurobastards - though I will accept a plea of "all bought before Euroland went down the pan!" Steve N | 2008 TDV6 SE Auto  | Was 2006 TDV6 S Auto  | Club Tunisia | Am I Online?
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| Sat Dec 10 2011 5:52pm |
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THFC
Member Since: 01 Sep 2010
Location: purley
Posts: 579
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She must of been taking notes from my missus mate  ....PRIDE OF NORTH LONDON.... ~AUDERE-EST-FACERE~
'54' TDV6 HSE .........
FOR SALE '02' Bmw M3 smg convertible £8500
CLUB " The 22's have gone and the 20's have gone on"
CLUB "Black & Silver badges"
CLUB "EGR's blanked"
CLUB "Orange reflector gone"
CLUB "Led's"
CLUB "Alloy centre grill"
CLUB "10forcash fixed it again"
CLUB "Swmbo has kerbed them again"
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| Sat Dec 10 2011 6:11pm |
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2DISCO3ORNOT
Member Since: 27 Apr 2009
Location: In the drink
Posts: 789
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Does Mrs Moo have a sister Javalpaca
Step-tow
08 HSE
Altera Strada DL Bike rack
Whispthroughroofbars
D4 Bluetooth
Dual battery
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| Sat Dec 10 2011 6:19pm |
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Navigator
Member Since: 17 Mar 2010
Location: GM1VBE on www.aprs.fi
Posts: 2020
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My wife had a habit of reversing my lLnd Rover into things. Over the years I paid for lots of replacements - bollards, lamp-posts, gates, etc. Only once damaged the LR though. 
Land Rover - Making mechanics out of drivers since 1948.
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| Sat Dec 10 2011 7:45pm |
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euangibson
Member Since: 24 Dec 2010
Location: borders
Posts: 1374
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SN......please see the thread I started titled "whats the worst car you've ever had"...then you'll appreciate why I "went" German....  Personally I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.
Winston Churchill
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| Sat Dec 10 2011 8:07pm |
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BBS SPY
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Member Since: 15 Jun 2007
Location: Cyprus where it is still surprisingly warm.
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Sadly the Vow of "for richer or for poorer" you agreed to on your wedding day in front of your entire family, did not specify exactly how she would make you poorer.
Count yourself lucky if this is the only way she implements what you agreed to.
Or was you just thinking of the "Love honor and obey bit"
You could of course try getting her to obey your insistence that she must not reverse into things with your Car but then she might insist you obey her insistence that you wash up.
That reminds me, i must get that ding in the rear bumper of my RR sorted to that appeared one day and must have been down to some unknown third party hitting it with a bollard etc.
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| Sat Dec 10 2011 8:35pm |
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Mac22
Member Since: 25 May 2010
Location: Merseyside
Posts: 243
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Stroke and choke comes to mind..
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| Sat Dec 10 2011 10:14pm |
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Da1sycat
Member Since: 20 Nov 2011
Location: UK
Posts: 53
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cold_n_wet wrote:Upgradering from wife 1 to girlfriend 2 is a very expensive upgrade.
We do not recommend trying to upgrade to girlfriend 2,0 while you still have wife 1,0
Wife 1,0 is known to have incapability problems with girlfriend 2,0 , such problems arise like trashed car, burnt clothes etc.
Installing divorce 1,0 to wife 1,0 is very expensive and most of our experience is that Divorce 1,0 steals all resources and you are just left in underwear 1,01.
Good luck.
I would suggest a 'remap'. Not the car but you. In my experience the very time you blow a fuse and say what you're thinking, you'll end up scuffing an alloy or clipping a bollard, then it'll be loads of "oh so it's ok for you to break it but not me!".
So the moral of the story being its ok to be boiling on the inside, just be cool on the outside or in other words 'remap' your reaction and when buying the parts to fix the said misdemeanor, slip in some new bling too and SWMBO will be none the wiser.
Fook must go she's back from Asda and the dishes aren't one yet! 
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| Sat Dec 10 2011 10:38pm |
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Moo
Member Since: 13 Aug 2010
Location: Wiltshire
Posts: 807
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2DISCO3ORNOT wrote:Does Mrs Moo have a sister
Yes she does and she to is pretty HOT but hubbie is ex SBS. Your call.............
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| Sat Dec 10 2011 11:20pm |
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crews control
Member Since: 18 Mar 2007
Location: Hampshire
Posts: 1975
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Wow, Skipton Building Society ?
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| Sun Dec 11 2011 12:20am |
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Moo
Member Since: 13 Aug 2010
Location: Wiltshire
Posts: 807
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 or Silent But Swift.
Having met his mates when they got married, I'm glad they're on our side!
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| Sun Dec 11 2011 1:46am |
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DannyUbertek
Member Since: 20 Feb 2011
Location: Kent
Posts: 217
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I've spent a lot of cash on my baby, and it's fresh denied damage constantly, if it continues I'm buying a  Micra for the individual name undisclosed wife! Spent tooo much club: Air compresser, parking ecu,D4 front D4 rear, tow bar, D4 arches, stormers 20" with General grabbers, new engine, new turbo, new front lower arms, new rear upper arms, new track rod ends, new anti roll bar bushes, Bas remap 2nd stage, K&N filter, clear indicators, door handle covers, nav update, wheel protector, new winch for spare wheel, 20" stormer spare, new plastic tube on top of engine, new fuel flap assembly, new mats, sill protectors,
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