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DannyUbertek
Member Since: 20 Feb 2011
Location: Kent
Posts: 217
  
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My loverly wife in total denial after she reversed my baby into a nasty bush, damaged the bumper pushed out the sensor and split the bumper
Should I divorce her? Spent tooo much club: Air compresser, parking ecu,D4 front D4 rear, tow bar, D4 arches, stormers 20" with General grabbers, new engine, new turbo, new front lower arms, new rear upper arms, new track rod ends, new anti roll bar bushes, Bas remap 2nd stage, K&N filter, clear indicators, door handle covers, nav update, wheel protector, new winch for spare wheel, 20" stormer spare, new plastic tube on top of engine, new fuel flap assembly, new mats, sill protectors,
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 Sat Dec 10 2011 2:30am |
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DannyUbertek
Member Since: 20 Feb 2011
Location: Kent
Posts: 217
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She also damaged the door in a hormonal driving rage with a post Spent tooo much club: Air compresser, parking ecu,D4 front D4 rear, tow bar, D4 arches, stormers 20" with General grabbers, new engine, new turbo, new front lower arms, new rear upper arms, new track rod ends, new anti roll bar bushes, Bas remap 2nd stage, K&N filter, clear indicators, door handle covers, nav update, wheel protector, new winch for spare wheel, 20" stormer spare, new plastic tube on top of engine, new fuel flap assembly, new mats, sill protectors,
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| Sat Dec 10 2011 2:31am |
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DannyUbertek
Member Since: 20 Feb 2011
Location: Kent
Posts: 217
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And she is allways angry, like she's eaton a fist full of andry pills Spent tooo much club: Air compresser, parking ecu,D4 front D4 rear, tow bar, D4 arches, stormers 20" with General grabbers, new engine, new turbo, new front lower arms, new rear upper arms, new track rod ends, new anti roll bar bushes, Bas remap 2nd stage, K&N filter, clear indicators, door handle covers, nav update, wheel protector, new winch for spare wheel, 20" stormer spare, new plastic tube on top of engine, new fuel flap assembly, new mats, sill protectors,
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| Sat Dec 10 2011 2:32am |
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Bushwanderer
Member Since: 27 Nov 2007
Location: Sydney, Australia
Posts: 1791
 
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Danny,
Anyone who damages a beloved D3 is liable for the chop.
Enjoy your new life, 
Peter The Bearded Dragon
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| Sat Dec 10 2011 4:56am |
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NickJ
Member Since: 11 Oct 2010
Location: left a bit
Posts: 935
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Danny,
Accept that everything's your fault. It's so much easier.
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| Sat Dec 10 2011 6:50am |
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sacimiddx
Member Since: 09 Mar 2007
Location: winchester
Posts: 343
  
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I think some of the blame lies with you for letting her drive it  Illegitimi Non Carborundum
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| Sat Dec 10 2011 9:01am |
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cold_n_wet
Member Since: 05 May 2009
Location: Bergen
Posts: 874
 
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Upgradering from wife 1 to girlfriend 2 is a very expensive upgrade.
We do not recommend trying to upgrade to girlfriend 2,0 while you still have wife 1,0
Wife 1,0 is known to have incapability problems with girlfriend 2,0 , such problems arise like trashed car, burnt clothes etc.
Installing divorce 1,0 to wife 1,0 is very expensive and most of our experience is that Divorce 1,0 steals all resources and you are just left in underwear 1,01.
Good luck. RLD Sump plate.
RLD sill protector
RLD hidden winch.
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Paid up member of the weber club.
MSV2 multi- vehcile
Club recovery rope.
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| Sat Dec 10 2011 10:14am |
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fireflash
Member Since: 24 Oct 2010
Location: Lincolnshire Yellow Belly
Posts: 157
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Cold_n_wet....
Spot on M8  D3 06 HSE Java Black
Disco3 Stickers
Club Bluetooth Upgrade
EGR,s Blanked (BAS Kit)
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| Sat Dec 10 2011 10:26am |
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choppa60
Member Since: 16 Oct 2009
Location: chelsea tractor land ....london
Posts: 899
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 Top tip , register d3 in wife's name ,
Any damage , parking tickets , etc is down to her ,
And it's not yours , it's hers . She pays for all of it ,
This is only theory , because it's your pockets she's going in . 2008 ,hse, it does what it says .
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| Sat Dec 10 2011 10:49am |
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Dunny1
Member Since: 18 Jun 2011
Location: Aberdeen
Posts: 97
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I agree with the guys DIVORCE is an expensive hobby, and to tell you the truth she probally take everything including your beloved D3, just grin and bear it, my comments while gritting my teeth are usualy, WELL AS LONG AS YOUR OK PET then imagine the pound signs.
Dunny 1
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| Sat Dec 10 2011 10:58am |
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mcsimmo
Member Since: 08 Aug 2011
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 172
 
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I know it will be difficult, but have you thought about reporting the theft of your D3 by someone with access to your keys to the Police?
Is it time for a brew?
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| Sat Dec 10 2011 11:50am |
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A1GSS
Member Since: 12 Sep 2010
Location: Saffron Walden, Essex
Posts: 1441
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NickJ wrote: ...Accept that everything's your fault. It's so much easier....
This is in fact the answer. Graham
Formerly known as Antoniasdad
TDV6 Discovery 3 XS in Stornoway Grey / Alpaca
GONE: TDV8 FFRR Vogue in Stornoway Grey / Jet
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| Sat Dec 10 2011 12:20pm |
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euangibson
Member Since: 24 Dec 2010
Location: borders
Posts: 1374
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I'm not being sexist...(ok..I am) but what is it with women and reversing.......?
My wife has,in order,damaged or required to be replaced the rear bumpers on my 1.VW Corrado 2.Merc ML 3.BMW X5 4.BMW 5-series.......all of those excluding the Corrado had been ordered,at no small expense,with rear parking sensors 
And before anyone asks...yes I do have sensors on the Disco so I guess its just a question of time..... Personally I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.
Winston Churchill
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| Sat Dec 10 2011 12:27pm |
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Moo
Member Since: 13 Aug 2010
Location: Wiltshire
Posts: 807
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The fault lies with you for choosing badly. My wife is a great driver, phenomenal cook, great home maker and really, really HOT! 
20 years together and I see no reason to swap, just like my D3
It's all in the selection.
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| Sat Dec 10 2011 12:44pm |
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crews control
Member Since: 18 Mar 2007
Location: Hampshire
Posts: 1975
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I presume she's stood behind you Moo?
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| Sat Dec 10 2011 12:55pm |
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