kevi
Member Since: 18 Mar 2006
Location: in the rhondda valleys
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| Tuesday Humour POOF, THE LIGHT GOES OFF |
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An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with
Normal results. The doctor says, 'George, everything looks great. How are
You doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?'
George replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so
he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the
Bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I'm done, poof! The light goes
Off.'
'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says. A little later in the day, the
Doctor calls George's wife. 'Ethel,' he says, 'George is doing fine! But
I Had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it
True that he gets up during the night and poof! The light goes on in the
Bathroom, and when he's done, poof! The light goes off?
'Oh my God!' Ethel exclaims. 'He's  in the fridge again!
ANAL HAIR
Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus?
It's called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving people a outlook on life.
If you don't believe it, try to pull a hair from your and see if it doesn't bring tears to your eyes. Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
2 Too many seats now
No trouble so far
tow pack, tasmods sills
IT goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows
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