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Two hunters......

...... out hunting when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed over.

The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He’s in a panic and blurts our “My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?”  
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