NJSS
Member Since: 06 May 2009
Location: Catherington, Hampshire.
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SOME INDUSTRIES HAVE MORE UPSIDE THAN OTHERS……
Every morning, the CEO of a large bank in Manhattan walks to the corner where a shoe shine is always located.
He sits on the couch, examines the Wall Street Journal, and the shoe shine gives his shoes a shiny, excellent look.
One morning the shoe-shine asks the Executive Director: What do you think about the situation in the stock market?
The Director asks in turn arrogantly: Why are you so interested in that topic?
"I have a million dollars in your bank," the shoe-shine says, "and I'm considering investing some of the money in the capital market."
What is your name? asks the Director. “John H. Smith.”
The Director arrives at the bank and asks the Manager of the Customer Service Department:
Do we have a client named John H. Smith?
"Certainly", answers the Customer Service Manager, "he is a highly esteemed customer. He has a million dollars in his account."
The Director comes out, approaches the shoe-shine, and says: "Mr. Smith, I ask you this coming Monday to be the guest of honour at our board meeting and tell us the
story of your life. I am sure we will have something to learn from you."
At the board meeting, the Executive Director introduces him to the board members: We all know Mr. Smith, who makes our shoes shine in the corner; but, Mr. Smith is also our esteemed customer with a million dollars in his account. I invited him to tell us the story of his life. I am sure we can learn from him.
Mr. Smith began his story: "I came to this country fifty years ago as a young immigrant from Europe with an unpronounceable name. I got off the ship without a penny.
The first thing I did was change my name to Smith. I was hungry and exhausted. I started wandering around looking for a job but to no avail. Suddenly I found a coin on the sidewalk. I bought an apple. I had two options: eat the apple and quench my hunger or start a business.
I sold the apple for two dollars and bought two apples with the money. I also sold them and continued in business. When I started accumulating dollars, I was able to buy a set of used brushes and shoe polish and started polishing shoes.
I didn't spend a penny on entertainment or clothing, I just bought bread and some cheese to survive. I saved penny by penny and after a while, I bought a new set of shoe brushes and ointments in different shades and expanded my clientèle. I lived like a monk and saved penny by penny. After a while I was able to buy an armchair so that my clients could sit comfortably while cleaning their shoes, and that brought me more clients. I did not spend a penny on the joys of life. I kept saving every penny.
A few years ago, when the previous shoe shine on the corner decided to retire, I had already saved enough money to buy his shoeshine location at this great place.
Finally, three months ago, my sister, who was a whore in Chicago, passed away and left me a million dollars". Am I Gammon or Woke ? - I neither know nor care.
2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
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I thought this was going to be some useful advice for me and Al. DS3 TDV6 HSE - Silver with Alpaca (old one) Gone
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NJSS
Member Since: 06 May 2009
Location: Catherington, Hampshire.
Posts: 10492
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Paul
NJSS Am I Gammon or Woke ? - I neither know nor care.
2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
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