heine
Member Since: 07 Feb 2007
Location: Midrand
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A woman, who was beaten black and blue, goes to the doctor.
Doctor: What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk, he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. Whenever your husband comes home inebriated, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it.Just gargle and gargle."
Two weeks later she returns to the doctor, and looks reborn and fresh again.
Woman: "Doc that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I gargled with chamomile tea and gargled and nothing happened."
Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!"
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 14th Jan 2010 3:07 pm |
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kevi
Member Since: 18 Mar 2006
Location: in the rhondda valleys
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where is the un pc part ,  Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
2 Too many seats now
No trouble so far
tow pack, tasmods sills
IT goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows
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| 14th Jan 2010 3:13 pm |
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WaznotWas
Member Since: 12 Jun 2008
Location: A long way from nowhere!
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  FORECAST FOR TONIGHT: things have happened out there!!!
The countryside is still OURS!!
Club 3 Musketeers, Club D3C, Club Midland CB, Club Vertex PMR, Club GNVP Sump Plate, Club GNVP Sliders, Club Uncle Ray Spare Wheel Protector, Club Smooth Steering Wheel, Club McStuckie
07 HSE Z Silver, black leather, Black RRS badges,
19" anthracite wheels - off, 18" Silver / General AT2's - on,
300 TDI Disco 1 - Sheltering the lawn!
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| 14th Jan 2010 3:13 pm |
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heine
Member Since: 07 Feb 2007
Location: Midrand
Posts: 4054
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kevi wrote:where is the un pc part ,
chamomile tea
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| 14th Jan 2010 3:23 pm |
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Roel
Member Since: 16 Aug 2008
Location: home
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Very clever doctor Roel
1997 Camel Trophy Disco ex-P101JWK (traded it for a Britains 42101)
1984 90 TD5
2005 G4 Disco 3 BN55WPT
Also member of club MTR
and Club Faultmate
Interested in my 4x4 history see my website: www.mudmachine.webklik.nl
Sorry it's in Dutch and with google translator it gets funny.
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| 15th Jan 2010 4:55 am |
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