cdodkin
Member Since: 18 Aug 2008
Location: Ex Pat Brit in California
Posts: 700
  
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A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Asda with her two
kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The door greeter says, 'Good morning and welcome to Asda, nice children
you've got there. Are they twins?'
The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: 'Of course they
bloody aren't! The oldest is nine and the youngest is seven.
Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you really think they
look alike, you  ?'
'Absolutely not,' replies the greeter, 'I just can't believe anyone would
shag you twice!' 08 LR3 SE V8 - 02 D2 SE7 V8
Porsche 911 (03 996) - 2013 MINI Cooper S
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heine
Member Since: 07 Feb 2007
Location: Midrand
Posts: 4054
  
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| 3rd Dec 2008 6:44 am |
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DiscoDad
Member Since: 06 Nov 2006
Location: Beautiful Teesdale
Posts: 3003
  
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5 good jokes there C!
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| 3rd Dec 2008 7:31 am |
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Discoeast
Member Since: 19 Feb 2008
Location: Boksburg
Posts: 800
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D3 bullbar-spots-roof rack with spots-ladder-long range tank-swing out spare wheel carrier- upgraded tow bar-dash console-internal water tank-duel awnings-drawer system & T T.
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| 3rd Dec 2008 7:51 am |
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JF Lux
Member Since: 08 Sep 2007
Location: A little country in Europe
Posts: 3522
 
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So you've been to the Asda in there area where I grew up...the world really is small... The next American ex-pat that calls it a "truck" is going to find out what 2.7 tons feels like on their foot...
Club "yes, I too have had the EGR's replaced..."
Club "yes, I too have had the compressor replaced..."
Club "yes, I too once had the car at the dealer for a couple of weeks nearly 4 weeks over 4 weeks...5 weeks"
Club "yes, I too have had EPB failure..."
Club "yes, I too get mysterious bings and bongs..."
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| 3rd Dec 2008 8:23 am |
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doleawg
Member Since: 30 Jul 2008
Location: UK
Posts: 768
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BORDER ROVER
Member Since: 03 Dec 2007
Location: Cumbria
Posts: 1105
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very good POT NOODLE NAVIGATION CHALLENGE 2010 WINNER
Club Sankey
Club pie and peas
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| 3rd Dec 2008 11:26 am |
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SJR
Member Since: 09 Aug 2006
Location: East Manchester
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 I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
Buzz Aldrin (1930 -
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AVE
D3 Decade
Member Since: 13 Nov 2006
Location: First house on the left
Posts: 3097
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JF Lux wrote:
So you've been to the Asda in there area where I grew up...the world really is small...
Didn't know you were from Widnes JF.  As you slide down the banister of life
may no splinters point your way
Disco XXV
RRS2 Autobiography Dynamic MY16
Discovery Sport HSE Lux MY17
Evoque HSE Dynamic MY16 (Gone)
RRS2 Autobiography Dynamic MY14 (Lovely car but preferred the Disco!)
Disco 3 Tdv6 HSE MY05 (owned for 11 years and now gone)
Range Rover Sport HSE MY11 (Gone)
Freelander2 SE (Gone but the most reliable car we've ever owned)
Disco 2 V8 (Gone)
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GLYNNE
Member Since: 06 Oct 2006
Location: KENT
Posts: 4648
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