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Well now you've gone and ruined that.....

As the bar appears to have been shut after an altercation in the ladies

Can I suggest we nip over to Kev's place for a knees-up instead?
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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That's sounds like a plan as I'm sick of drinking Gintreau, it's rank. Has anyone got a good picture of Lady GaGa? I was still trying to work out if she really does have a legit lady tuppence and not a boy tuppence.
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Sorry Al.

But being called 'simple Simon' was in my mind a bit provocative Evil or Very Mad Mods obviously thought it OK so left it until later this evening when its now been deleted. i guess them starting it off again is OK though Rolling Eyes

Calling one of them an idiot over the assumption that my mother as still alive was obviously too much for Gareth and DG to cope with.
  
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Simon

Do you know any good jokes? I'll start it off with a bad one-
Said to the wife the other night"do you fancy playing a rape game?" she said "NO" and I replied "that's the spirit" Wink
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Ent wrote:
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Do you know any good jokes?


i do know a couple of good jokes. But if told they would be deleted.
  
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You're a bad lady-boy Lee, but I like you. Thumbs Up
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Simon I certainly had no idea that the post you referred to existed as I had not read every post ...can I suggest you press the red triangle for us to take appropriate action before assuming that we had just ignored it. And the whole conflagration was removed without any great inquisition rather than your further assumption that we had made inquiries with Bertrand Russell Thumbs Up
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simon wrote:
Ent wrote:
Simon

Do you know any good jokes?


i do know a couple of good jokes. But if told they would be deleted.


I see you got into the spirit of this thread Laughing Ho about another poor taste gag

A bird in my office ask me this morning "what's your pet hate? And I replied "have things rammed up it's Censored "
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Fine.

And the suggestion extends to a certain photocopying company too I assume ? Whistle

(in reply to DG not Ent who slipped in between us all smooth and slippery like)
 

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Any help to you Lee?
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I never knew you'd been to Belgium Al Shocked
  
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Cheers Al that's just confirmed what I was thinking, I bet it's like a mouse's ear.
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Passed through Belgium once or twice. Even managed to keep below 100mph at one point.
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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Passed through a Belgiom once or twice. Even managed to keep below 100mph at one point.


Nice Thumbs Up
  
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Smelt of cabbage as I recall
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