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9th May 2009 8:25 pm
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9th May 2009 8:25 pm
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December 31st 1999 ......... the millenium draw - fellow party goer asks very itslandiething "what would you do with all that money ... ? " looking into Mr itsalandiethings eyes and says " I would give you half ... and say see ya ! " 12 months later hes with young blonde ... and Im a single parent .... OOPS so be careful what you wish for !!!!!!!!!! (but at least I got custody of the disco ..te he he !)Genghis G4 HSE
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9th May 2009 8:26 pm
ELD70
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Buy 1,000 caravans and park them on Chicken Georges farm while he sleeps
I'd spend it on on lottery tickets! I'd be guaranteed to win! Brain: We must prepare for tomorrow night.
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9th May 2009 9:57 pm
stapldm
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Location: Swine Town
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I know it'd be very tempting to arrange a hit a little closer to home as a gift to the nation, but with that kind of money I could give a worthwhile gift to the world and arrange a hit on Mugabe. I'm sure with the leftovers I could arrange the cleaning sterilising painting and decorating of a shed load of children's hospitals and hospices and set up a 4x4 play park children's hospice.Dr. Ian Malcolm:
"Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."
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9th May 2009 10:24 pm
AndrewS Tarquin of the Desert
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I would buy a new pencil sharpener, and a massive Turnip In the Beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
9th May 2009 10:29 pm
Paul J.
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I would think very carefully and after a lot of research I would buy a nice second hand cardigan.
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9th May 2009 10:44 pm
dick dastardly
Member Since: 29 May 2007
Location: wiggleigh bottom
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countrywide wrote:
Statistically it would take 150 years to spend that in a lap dancing bar if you were there 24 hours a day.
I'd buy 2 nights with Kylie,The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us yet.
9th May 2009 11:37 pm
chicken george
Member Since: 31 Oct 2008
Location: york
Posts: 77
ELD70 wrote:
Buy 1,000 caravans and park them on Chicken Georges farm while he sleeps
£10 a night gypsy vaner parking I'd be quids in , Until Mrs G spent it all on "designer" stuff that is
My mate is in the process of buying a van, and he has offered me free use of it in exchange for rent for me storing it on the farm Yeah right no f...... chance :,whistle:
10th May 2009 2:07 am
Khauff
Member Since: 05 Apr 2008
Location: Scotland
Posts: 229
I think we are all missing the point hear with all that money ...............
Id buy Land Rover and build them like they should be series 1 style at least then it wouldnt brake down to electrical niggles
10th May 2009 4:05 am
nobbyclark
Member Since: 03 May 2005
Location: Perth, Scotland
Posts: 1268
Spend about £10m on cars, women and booze. The rest I would just waste.
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11th May 2009 4:52 pm
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Having watched Mr Clunes last night I might be tempted to try and buy a little Scottish Island...Steve N | 21MY Defender | 08MY Discovery 3 (history) | 06MY Discovery 3 (ancient history)
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itslandiething "what would you do with all that money ... ? " looking into Mr itsalandiethings eyes and says " I would give you half ... and say see ya ! " 12 months later hes with young blonde ... and Im a single parent .... OOPS so be careful what you wish for !!!!!!!!!! (but at least I got custody of the disco ..te he he !)
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