BLACK BETTY
Member Since: 18 Oct 2008
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Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage, and take my shoes off before I go into the house. I sneak up the stairs, and get undressed in the bathroom. Then I stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I tiptoe into the bedroom and ease into bed. My wife STILL wakes up, and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His friend looks at him and says, " Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the ass and shout, WHO'S HORNY?????!!! And she acts like she's sound asleep!!
It works every time!!! . Nine-tenths of wisdom is being wise in time.
Also appears 9/10 of stopping is stopping in time
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=DiscoReaper&view=videos
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GLYNNE
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| 5th May 2009 9:58 am |
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BORDER ROVER
Member Since: 03 Dec 2007
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POT NOODLE NAVIGATION CHALLENGE 2010 WINNER
Club Sankey
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| 5th May 2009 10:33 am |
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BLACK BETTY
Member Since: 18 Oct 2008
Location: Louth
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I suspect this will appeal more to married members
Single lads will most likely, fail to understand the joke  Nine-tenths of wisdom is being wise in time.
Also appears 9/10 of stopping is stopping in time
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=DiscoReaper&view=videos
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| 5th May 2009 10:34 am |
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Willy Eckerslike
Member Since: 12 Jan 2009
Location: N Yorks
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MMMMM, well my wifes favourite is Doggy Fashion.
I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead  Club Pie n Pea
One life....Fish it
D3 Gone but not forgotten
Club Men of Oak
Club Walnut sniffers
D4 Van owner
Ents long lost Uncle
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| 5th May 2009 10:52 am |
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steve smith
Member Since: 11 Mar 2008
Location: up north towards the hills.
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She didn't for me! Steve
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| 5th May 2009 6:01 pm |
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Willy Eckerslike
Member Since: 12 Jan 2009
Location: N Yorks
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Thank god for that, I won't have to get someone in anymore.
Can't do with all that sweating n riveing about, rather go fishing and down't pub.
The "com lass lets buck whilst t bacon fries" days are much further apart. Club Pie n Pea
One life....Fish it
D3 Gone but not forgotten
Club Men of Oak
Club Walnut sniffers
D4 Van owner
Ents long lost Uncle
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