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Yoko Ono

Yoko Ono is laying by John Lennon's grave crying when she suddenly hears scratching noises coming from underground. All in a panic and excited she gets the local groundsmen to dig the coffin up.

She puts her ear to the top and can hear scratching. She gets the lid removed and finds John lying there ripping up the song sheets to Imagine.

She gasps through her tears and screams John what are you doing?

He says











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