Uncle Ray's spare wheel protector
Blackvue front & rear dashcam
Cruise control switch pack
Bodsy's remote for FBH
18th Jun 2018 4:59 pm
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
Member Since: 11 May 2006
Location: No longer in a D4 :-(
11 D4 HSE - just Dee, no more Double Disco. Now gone.
18th Jun 2018 5:03 pm
Member Since: 12 Feb 2013
D3 57 xs Stornaway grey
D2 02 commercial silver gone but a great servant and won't be forgotten
19th Jun 2018 12:57 pm
Member Since: 19 Mar 2012
Tommy comes home one night, completely worse for wear. Drunk out of his mind. It's all he can do to crawl into bed. A little while later Tommy wakes up and finds himself at the Pearly Gates and in front of St Peter
"But sir, it's too early and I'm too young! I have a young family and they need me!"
He remonstrates with St Peter.
"Once you are here you are here. I can't send you back. The best I can do is send you back as a chicken"
"Well if that's all that's available, that will have to do I suppose but can you send me to a farm near my house so I can keep an eye on..."
And puff! The next thing he knows he's in a farm yard and pecking about at the floor. A cockerel comes up to him and says
"Hello there! You must be the new chicken! Pleased to meet you!"
"Hello to you to, but I'm feeling a bit funny, like I need to push"
"Aha!" says the cockerel "you're ovulating. It means you're going to lay an egg. All you need to do is push"
So he pushes and the next think you know there's an egg on the ground..
"Oh that feels wonderful. I've never given birth! What a wonderful feeling!"
So he settles himself down and starts to push again when...
"FFS TOMMY WAKE UP! YOU'VE SHAT THE BED!"D3 07 SE - still going strong
D3 07 HSE - gone to car heaven
FL1 - gone to Romania
D3 05 HSE - gone to a divorce diet
D1 V8 manual - gone but not forgotten
RR Classic - gone to car heaven
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