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maxbasscat
 


Member Since: 03 Jan 2016
Location: Cambridgeshire
Posts: 1263

Ukraine 2005 LR3 4.4 V8 SE Auto Tonga GreenLR3
The Zipper

At a busy city bus stop, a woman who was waiting
for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus stopped
and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt
was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the
first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver,
she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little,
thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still

couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again
reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more. Very Happy

For the second time she attempted the step, and once again,
much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little
smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little
more and again was unable to make the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her
picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the
step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and
screeched, "How dare you touch my body!
I don't even know who you are!'

The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I

would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three
times, I kinda figured we was friends."
 D3 2.7 Zermatt silver (not another one)
D3 4.4 V8 Zambezi silver
D3 4.4 V8 Adriatic Blue
D3 2.7 (gone) Tonga Green
D3 4.4 V8 LHD Tonga Green
FFRR TDV8
Defender 300 
 
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Grianaig
 


Member Since: 08 Jul 2014
Location: Tyne and Wear
Posts: 1286

Scotland 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Indus SilverDiscovery 4

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
 2014 MY Discovery XS Indus Silver. Sadly gone. Second last LR of forty eight years continuous ownership.  
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philm
 


Member Since: 02 Oct 2016
Location: Manchester
Posts: 732

England 

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Thumbs Up
 L633 Defender
Range Rover Velar-gone
Discovery 4 Landmark-gone
Gap IID Tool 
 
Post #189396525th Dec 2017 1:57 pm
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Red Merle
 


Member Since: 30 Aug 2014
Location: Liskeard
Posts: 7438

United Kingdom 

Ha ha!!!
 2011 - 2015: 3 x FL2
2015 - 2017: 2 x D4
2017 to date: FFRR SDV8
2023 to date: FL2 as a second car

2021 to date: Hinckley built ‘14 Triumph Trophy 1200
2022 to date: Hinckley built ‘14 Triumph Trophy 1200 & sidecar!
(One of only two known to exist in the world!) 
 
Post #189396625th Dec 2017 1:58 pm
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kajtzu
 


Member Since: 10 Aug 2017
Location: Helsinki
Posts: 6538

Finland 2005 Discovery 3 4.4 V8 HSE Auto Cairns BlueDiscovery 3

Absolutely hilarious Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Thumbs Up
  
Post #189397225th Dec 2017 2:45 pm
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Ted Newman
 


Member Since: 09 Oct 2010
Location: SE London
Posts: 840

England 2011 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Rimini RedDiscovery 4

Rolling with laughter 4
 LR Discovery 4 XS pulling an Airstream 532 Caravan also own (since new) a 1996 MGF  
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Mogwyth
 


Member Since: 03 Oct 2014
Location: Pwllheli
Posts: 3976

Wales 2005 Discovery 3 4.4 V8 HSE Auto Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
 ==================================
05 D3 HSE V8 4.4
04 MG TF 135
03 MG TF 115 Cool Blue Edition
02 MG TF 160
00 Hymer B564 Lionheart
1971 Series III 109
 
 
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Alan B
 


Member Since: 12 Feb 2013
Location: Fife
Posts: 6528

Scotland 2007 Discovery 3 TDV6 XS Manual Stornoway GreyDiscovery 3

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
 D3 57 xs Stornaway grey
D2 02 commercial silver gone but a great servant and won't be forgotten

Iid Bluetooth 
 
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Gareth
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Very good. Laughing
  
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OJ
 


Member Since: 01 Oct 2017
Location: Loch Leven
Posts: 725

Scotland 

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