Dexter
Member Since: 21 Sep 2007
Location: Aberdeenshire
Posts: 1391
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My offering - best played very loud ...........................
Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it
You play the guitar on the MTV
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and chicks for free
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb
We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these colour TVs
See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he's a millionaire
We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchens deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these colour TV's
I shoulda learned to play the guitar
I shoulda learned to play them drums
Look at that mama, she got it stickin' in the camera
Man we could have some fun
And he's up there, what's that? Hawaiian noises?
Bangin' on the bongos like a chimpanzee
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Get your money for nothin' get your chicks for free
We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these colour TV's, Lord
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
You play the guitar on the MTV
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and your chicks for free
Money for nothin' and chicks for free
Dex
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bigcarpchaser
Member Since: 13 Oct 2007
Location: Camberley
Posts: 2270
  
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One for you then DG 
We paid our weekly shilling for that January trip A long weekend in London, aye, without a bit of kip There's a seat reserved for beer by the boys from Abercarn There's beer, pontoon, crisps and fags and a croakin 'Calon Lan'
And we were singing hymns and arias 'Land of my Fathers', 'Ar hyd y nos'
Into Paddington we did roll with an empty crate of ale Will had lost at cards and now his Western Mail's for sale But Will is very happy though his money all has gone He swapped five photos of his wife for one of Barry John
And we were singing hymns and arias 'Land of my Fathers', 'Ar hyd y nos'
We told the guard that we're from Wales, and asked 'Is Twickers far?' He said "Man you can catch a 48 man, but it isn't very far" On the bus were boys from Blaina who'd been to see the Queen So we had a quick Gymanfa, aye, it was the greatest London's seen.
'cause we were singing hymns and arias 'Land of my Fathers', 'Ar hyd y nos' We got to Twickers early and were jostled in the crowd Planted leeks and dragons, looked for toilets all around So many there we couldn't budge -twisted legs and pale I'm ashamed we used a bottle that once held bitter ale
And we were singing hymns and arias 'Land of my Fathers', 'Ar hyd y nos'
Wales defeated England in a fast and open game We sang 'Cwm Rhondda' and 'Delilah' damn, they sounded both the same We sympathised with an Englishman whose team was doomed to fail So we gave him that old bottle, that once held bitter ale!
He started singing hymns and arias 'Land of my Fathers', 'Ar hyd y nos'
So it's down to Soho for the night to the girls with the shiny beads To the funny men with lipstick on with evil minds and deeds One said to Will from a doorway dark damn, she didn't have much on But Will knew what she wanted aye...his photo of Barry John!
'Cos she was singing hymns and arias 'Land of my Fathers', 'Ar hyd y nos'
Max = Legend  Welcome "Lola" 
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DG
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Member Since: 12 Dec 2005
Location: The Gaff
Posts: 50934
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